Alexandra retweeted
New employee DM’d me on Slack.
He asked if he’s expected to work weekends.
I said, “What do you think our founder would do?”
He said he gets it, and that he’ll be online on weekends.
Good that he took it that way.
Our founder has been in Ibiza for two weeks now.
Someone’s got to do the work.
This startup is crumbling.
Alexandra retweeted
As a rounder gal going to the gym at any point in Jan sucks bc everyone smiles at you like “aww good on you for making that new year’s resolution 🥰 can I show you how the treadmill works 😍” I’ve been going to the gym 3x a week for 15 years it just hasn’t made me skinny xoxo
Alexandra retweeted
school tours are absolutely wasted on children. literally a total waste of time. they have tiny brains. let me and my huge-brained friends tour the local hydro-electric dam and appreciate it in all its glory. these small-brained children cannot give it the respect it deserves.
Alexandra retweeted
Me after TurboTax asks me to confirm I’ve reviewed all of the documents (I don’t understand anything)
