@tinybabymonkeyi
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Philadelphia, PA
Joined July 2010
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today is filled with the utmost anxiety.. leaving my dog home alone for hours when she's already broken hearted that my gf is gone, work at 4, I'm nauseous, and friend is helping me buy Oasis tickets......if I pass away give my wife and family my preemptive condolences
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if i was on the ellen show iβd puke on the floor and say she tried to poison me
should I cut my hair while I'm home alone where no one can stop me from cutting more than 2 inches off π€
people angrily replying telling me to get a job for linking my Venmo under The Hat tweet like girl I have a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now !
cleaned my bong and smoked out of it for the first time in like 4 months and now I'm home alone and it feels like I have a hat on
so if everyone who retweeted this sent me $1 id be able to buy 2 Oasis tickets for me and my best friend..... venmo.com/u/toothtattoo
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just smoked and i felt the hat as i read ts thats why