@tinybabymonkey

28, rats only β€’ they/he

Philadelphia, PA
Joined July 2010
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there should be nude beaches but for the woods. nude woods.
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I cannot believe I'm seeing Oasis next year holy SHIT
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today is filled with the utmost anxiety.. leaving my dog home alone for hours when she's already broken hearted that my gf is gone, work at 4, I'm nauseous, and friend is helping me buy Oasis tickets......if I pass away give my wife and family my preemptive condolences
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some of you just have to die
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in a very angus thongs and perfect snogging adjacent time of my life lately
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if i was on the ellen show i’d puke on the floor and say she tried to poison me
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why the hell do I have to cook and eat this shit is fucked up
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should I cut my hair while I'm home alone where no one can stop me from cutting more than 2 inches off πŸ€”
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im gonna kill myself infront of ryan murphy
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nothing matters but love. please RT.
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people angrily replying telling me to get a job for linking my Venmo under The Hat tweet like girl I have a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now !
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cleaned my bong and smoked out of it for the first time in like 4 months and now I'm home alone and it feels like I have a hat on
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guys I meant I haven't smoked out of my bong in 4 months then I cleaned it then smoked again and felt The Hat. I have not been smoking out of a dirty bong for 4 months
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how to get rid of ppl walking in the corner of my eye
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oh btw if anyone was wondering, yes, teen wolf season 3 still holds up in 2026
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Replying to @tinybabymonkey
just smoked and i felt the hat as i read ts thats why
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woke up from a 2 hour nap to my last tweet having 13k likes for absolutely no reason ?
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had to turn off notifications cos my phone started getting too hot
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I'm so scared why is this getting traction 😭
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