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ππ‘π§ππ’π‘π¬ "π§π’π‘π¬" π¦π§ππ₯π: EARTH'S BEST DEFENDER
β³ Your Favourite RΜΆoΜΆbΜΆoΜΆtΜΆ Avenger
β³ Post-EG | MCU Based
β³ Literate | Descriptive
β³ MV | MS
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He hears more than sees the door close behind him, and Tonyβs gaze never wavers even as his lips finally give in, quirking up in a small smirk.
βThat.β
And thatβs all the warning that Eggsy gets before the Tinman is on him in the blink of an eye, hands /finally/ claiming thoseβ
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He couldnt hold back the twitch of his lip at the last bit, palms /practically/ sweating with the urge to /touch/.
βYouβre not too far from the mark, actually. Does play rather hard to get, though. Never really know if heβs just playing, or, you know...β
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One more step and the βBossβ is in Eggyβs space. How Tony was keeping his hands to himself was a mystery for God herself.
He regrets it, though, for the proximity was no good for his upstairs brain.
βRhymes with βJet skiβ, big ass, smart mouth, funky accent. Ring a bell?β
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The door. Yes, thatβs finally where the Billionaire comes to a stop, barely a foot from the other.
Eggsy was /endearingly infuriating/. Tony huffs, mock-glaring at the other. βAnd whoβs to blame for that?β
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Thatβs... fair. Come to think of it, he didnt even know if they had an HR.
Fury was their HR. /Yikes/.
Heβs absently following the now partially-naked Brit in his trajectory.
β/And/βGod, youβre making things /really/ hard for me.β Take it as you may!
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That was clearly not what Tony had been expecting. His brows raise with surprise. βYou do remember I am your /Boss/ while youβre here, right?β From the sound of it, Tony was actually trying to remind himself of it.
You know, for moral reasons.
For HR reasons.
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Makes a mental note to reprogram FRIDAY so sheβll minorly electrocute him if heβs about to say something d u m b.
βUmβyeah, the best, actually. Something about the, um, gravilyββ He could feel MIT hang its head in shame.
Clears throat. βYouβre sweating on myβmarble, Agent.β
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Clears his throat.
Please dont say something dumb like: Youβre causing global warming βcause youβre hella hot.
He is thinking it though.
βWe have showers, you know. Excellent water pressure!β
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Thereβs a moment of confusion at first sight, mostly because no one had ever thought of... adorning that part of him before. And as realization hits him when he flicks his gaze to the glow over his shirt, his eyes gets teary and thereβs a wide smile in place.
βYou know thatββ
Despite the misery that surrounds getting old, the sight excites him; /warms/ him.
His gaze flicks between the other and the box in his hand, and Tony carefully pulls the ribbon open. βReally went above and beyond, didnt you?β He murmurs, a nervous chuckle escaping as he opens.
...Oh, there shall be payback, mind you!!
He squints, arms crossed across his chest. βHow do I know you even /have/ a gift in the first place, huh?β
βFRIDAY, tell Loki youβre practically a part of me at this point so thatβs not happening!β It was true, thanks to the new arc reactor.
βTell him he can keep Dum-E!β


