@tinastics

smart, strong, sensual woman

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Joined December 2015
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Don't fix your dark circles, let the world know that you're tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
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defused.com/people-ended-up-… This is how online dating feels like

20 Times People Bought What They Thought Was Amazing, Ended Up With Trust Issues

Making purchases feels like eating one of those Beanboozled jellies. Every time you go out to buy something new, there is always that doubt of being rick-rolled. Something that has…

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Me: I think I’m ready to call it a might Coworker: it’s 10:30am
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Drink some water before your crying session so you can be hydrated during it.
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If you see this, straighten your back your banana shaped fuck.
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*puts pants on* “No, this was a terrible idea”
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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00 clock: 8:00 me: *pretends i didn’t see*
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Follow @doggocom xitter.cf/doggocom/status/949859…
Doggo@doggocom7 Jan 2018
zero hecks zone
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Follow @doggocom xitter.cf/doggocom/status/949857…
Doggo@doggocom7 Jan 2018
Choose your doggo ;')
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[person who invented scooters] fuck ankles
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me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *eats mcdonalds*
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boy: *watches sports with gf* girl: that was such a good play!! boy: do u even know what the coach's youngest sons middle name is?
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murderer: im gonna kill u me: ........ murderer: i showed u my knife please answer me
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“Wanna go out tonight” First of all, I’m broke and almost failing my classes. Second of all, what should I wear
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In parenthood you're either cleaning up shit, losing your shit, or pretending to have your shit together.
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That boy don't miss you. He's just bored, horny or heard you were moving on
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I need a nap. -me, waking up every morning
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Itchy boob in public is the worst cuz u can’t scratch it so u sorta have to rub ur arm on it w/o looking suspicious being a girl is hard ok
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stop👏🏻making👏🏻people👏🏻feel👏🏻like👏🏻shit👏🏻for👏🏻being👏🏻excited👏🏻over👏🏻things👏🏻they👏🏻love👏🏻
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me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything
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I CAN'T STAND WHEN SOMEBODY TREATED YOU LIKE SHIT AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THE FUCKING VICTIM NOOOOO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BS
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