@AidanBurleyMP what a horrid little man you are. I guess a bunch of idiots dressed up as Nazis would have more up your street...
Hello Mass Effect 3. Time to reload my attractive John Shepard & get stuck into some Reapers! #dontsayhedidnttellyouso # fb
Nice one Cameron. Isolation is definitely the way forward in the midst of a global crisis... And what happened to protecting the city?! #fb
Just discovered man vs food. Whilst watching an American eat six pounds of food in 30mins I can't help thinking: Meanwhile, in Africa... #fb
Could this little distraction could turn out to be the cure for stage fright?!
gu.com/p/33yap/ip #fb
Quote: "London, it's like from here to Devizes in every direction" Quite... #fb
Tom Archer is such a sanctimonious, know-it-all, see-you-next-Tuesday... #fb
Good morning. I hope my liver is feeling up to today, let's see how he deals with these... #fb
Cleese is going to be livid, someone has stolen his thunder!! @WeLoveBath
It's 10:57 and my copy of Skyrim is still to arrive from Amazon. Seriously considering a trip to Game and TO HELL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES #fb
Black trousers are clean at last, but my god they're tight. Nothing is left to the imagination. Nothing. #fb
We are two serifs and an em dash away from the Helvetica Scenario... #fb
My sense of smell is suddenly ten times better. And no mum, I'm not pregnant... #fb
Busker in Burton Street singing about ovaries. Surreal. And awful. #fb


