let's open this motherfucking pit

Love this extremely anti-social bar by me that's rebranded 3 times since I've lived here. "We have our curtains constantly shut because we have great contempt for the community. There's a lot of types of people we don't want in here. Welcome!!!!!"

so elon gets all this praise and investments yet when i flip a car i get a misdemeanor and i have to go to DUI class for 7 weeks?

"The Libearian!!!" that's just so fun

disney gotta bring back the shit they used to do in movies where theyd have a whole psychedelic musical sequence designed for both toddlers and also subjects of the mk ultra program

Callista Gingrich might be one of the most powerful moggers on the Internet

Staying on the treadmill until this guy leaves the "Old Man Tired At The Gym Wants To Look At Phone Table" so i can sit there in his place

There should be an episode of Tailspin where Mogli comes back and pretends to be unimpressed. "Ok well, us 'mancubs' invented a little something called 'Delta Airlines'..."

love that every flannigan show he's like "hm i need a bitch to go the fuck off" and returns to the obvious goat of doing just that type of shit

plz do not glue me onto a popsicle stick or wear me as a badge ty