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Looks like Elon Musk found the one thing money can't buy besides a normal torso
#BREAKING: Talarico turns Texas blue in historic win for democrats
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Trump supporters are firmly against communism-style handouts, but Trump's $5K checks? That's free money, baby! @jordanklepper
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"We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another."
-- Jonathan Swift, who died #OTD 1745
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Senate Polling — Marist (A)
🔵 Texas - Talarico +6 (Flip)
🔵 Ohio - Brown +8 (Flip)
🔵 Iowa - Turek +8 (Flip)
🔵 Maine - Jackson +4 (Flip)
🔵 Michigan - El-Sayed +7
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One of the greatest rock albums of all time and blew my mind when I first heard it. Happy 35th birthday Ten! 🎸🎂
35 years after Ten started it all, its complete live performance is coming to vinyl for the first time!
Ten Live captures Pearl Jam’s historic April 29, 2016 show at Philadelphia’s Wells Fargo Center when they performed the album in its entirety — for only the second time in the band’s history and the first time ever in the U.S.
The live record is available on ("Turned My World To”) Black vinyl, plus a limited-edition clear pressing that is exclusive to Ten Club members. Preorders begin today at pj.lnk.to/tenliveTP
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Johnson Turns Tables on Latak to Advance to Kalamazoo 18s Quarterfinals; Cozad Regroups to Beat No. 5 Seed Karki; Top Four Seeds Advance to 16s Quarterfinals; Unseeded Kwon Defeats San Diego's No. 2 Seed Payne in Third Round, Reaches Round of 16:
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Kalamazoo's No. 1 Seeds Both Drop Second Set Tiebreakers, but Move into Round of 16; Gaines Saves Match Point, Rallies to Beat Konduri; Rain Sends Four 16s Matches Indoors; Tien, Shelton and Nakashima Reach Montreal ATP Masters Semifinals:
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Trump has tanked the economy and filled our streets with ICE agents who murder with impunity. But a liberal candidate I've never heard of in a state I've never been to says we should stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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I can't top this
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, I can't breathe the air, and I'm infected with a parasite that the CDC stopped monitoring. But at least now there will be ball-tanning stations on America's military bases.
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I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.
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It is fucking crazy how right-wing this country has become in the last 15 years. The Democrats have to run the most reasonable normie to ever live so they can win a swing district by 3 points against a wife-beating Christian Nationalist who got rich scamming nursing home residents and thinks black people look like that because Satan left them in the stove too long
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"I just want to find 11,780 votes," –Donald J. Trump
Isn’t it ironic that the guy caught on tape trying to overturn an election is the same guy screaming about mass voter fraud?
That’s the psychological voodoo Trump pulled on America. He convinced millions of people that a voting system that worked for generations suddenly became “broken” the moment he lost, and broken in a way only he could fix.
But Trump doesn’t fix systems. He breaks them, blames someone else, and then sells himself as the repairman.
Trump is the mass voter fraud.
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Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.