Trent Gorham

Celebrated turning 42 by buying a lawn sweeper. #imold #owmyback

When you inadvertently score at an estate sale.

I guess it serves us right for still being on Twitter at all, but at the very least we wanted to bow out ourselves. Not let some dipshit buy hacked info and log into our podcast account, change all the contact info and ruin our day.

A momentous occasion, indeed. Movie 400 *next* Sunday will be the start of “Biggest Movie May” where I can finally rid myself of the shame of never having seen…you’ll just have to subscribe RIGHT NOW and listen. lnk.bio/neverseenit

To the realtors who constantly send us letters and random phone calls asking if we would sell our house, I have two questions: 1. Where the hell are *we* going to live? 2. Even if we were looking to sell, why would we sell to some random person who calls me out of the blue?!?

Still pretty new to the @letterboxd platform. I like that I’m able to flex some of my atrophied writing muscles, but I’m a little distressed that my longest review so far was for Blade: Trinity. Should I be concerned?

When you're at that point in your life when your budgeting software automatically categorizes a transaction from the "Internal Revenue Service" as Income and labels it "Tax Refund", but you then have to fix it and turn it into an expense instead.

I am on a personal crusade to stomp out the use of the word "ultimately" in podcasts.

At the same time, I’m quite thankful I haven’t become a bitter, old curmudgeon that can’t enjoy Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter music.

I have many regrets in my life, but one that never fails to get my ire up is the fact that I never got to see a System of a Down live show.

I'm not one to recommend a lot of hour and a half long videos that aren't feature films, but this is the exception. If I'm going to echo anything mentioned in the video it's that you should never let another entity do your thinking for you. Watch this: youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM?si=vRhj…

Hey, we’re in this! One of my favorite movies to talk about how it could have been so much better.

Little zen music to accompany blowing out the driveway.

So, I start my new job tomorrow and the real question that needs to be answered is this: How long do I wait before I tell them about the podcast(s)?

I have come so far, yet not far enough. This coming after years of blocking anyone who dare advertise on this scum-infested cesspool of a website. Sadly it will never be enough.

That feeling that comes after being unemployed for an extended period of time and wading further into the deep waters of the stock market.