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Not really the point of the video, but that first touch is fantastic
This footage from Hutton v @ClaptonCFC shows that the extra ball is so close that the Clapton No4 is distracted during an aerial challenge with the Hutton striker, and kicks the extra ball away. As the 4 leaves the shot, you can see his surprise rhat play continues 1/3
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£40 a year isn't even worth having to read this condescending nonsense.
Tackling affordability is one of the top priorities of this government. We're making it easier for families with a car to save an average of £40 a year by working with @googlemaps to show real-time prices at the pump.
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Bad blood between Marquis and Desbois 😅🩸 Wait for it... 👀
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Still shamelessly statpadding international goals against plumbers and farmers I see
“In case you missed Cristiano Ronaldo’s goal yesterday…”🥶
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Mr Just turned 50/50
In 2017-18, Stefan Payne was part of the @shrewsburytown squad that took West Ham to an #EmiratesFACup third round replay 🏆 Their squad that season featured the likes of Dean Henderson, Carlton Morris and Ben Godfrey 😯 Nine seasons later, aged 35, he's leading @AFCGreenwichB's first-ever campaign in the competition, scoring two goals in the last round ⚽️
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Wealdstone Radar
Rusya'da bir teknoloji mağazasında robot, kendisini iten müşteriye saldırmaya çalıştı.
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First Argentina lose the World Cup Final, now this bloke has to move to Doncaster. Bad couple of days for arrogant shithouses.
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Harry Kane has been a 60 minute player for at least 6 years. If Southgate or Tuchel had the balls to both acknowledge and account for that then we might have actually won something in that time.
Enjoy Watkins, Delap and Eddie Nkeitia. If for a second you think Harry’s the problem, I don’t think football is for you ….
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Harry Kane thanks for the goals against Panama, Congo, Andorra and Scotland but it's time to hang up the International Sketchers
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🚨💍 OFFICIAL: FIFA to award the winners of the World Cup with championship rings. It’s the first time in history, following some of the American sports. 30 rings will be made available to the world champions, with a further 1,996 rings going on sale to fans.
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"they don't know that they're just giving me the engagement and exposure that I crave" - this fat scruff reading the replies, probably.
Scrub that Reece James starts. #ENG determined to keep that under wraps til the last possible moment to keep Argentina guessing.
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Incredible really, given that he's absolutely fucking dog shit
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🚨If England win the 2026 World Cup, Reece James could become the most decorated English footballer of his generation. 🏆 FIFA World Cup (if England win) 🏆 UEFA Champions League 🏆 UEFA Super Cup 🏆 FIFA Club World Cup (2021) 🏆 UEFA Europa Conference League 🏆 FIFA Club World Cup (2025) From nearly leaving Chelsea due to injuries to potentially completing football’s biggest trophy collection. What a comeback that would be.
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Spyder Cam, Spyder Cam, does whatever a spider can. Plucks the ball, from the air. Poor old Scotland, so unfair. 🥺🥺🥺
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This alone justifies his inclusion in this and every single future England squad until the day he retires. Phenomenal work.
😂😂It's so good as well #ThreeLions
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Your nan to your grandad at 6.45 after he accidentally takes a Viagra instead of his heart medication:
Replying to @cricinfo
You cant waste Cox at 7
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Is it any wonder that the country is in such a fine mess, when this is the epitome of boomer financial advice. The single most influential voting demographic of the past 30 years are all as thick as absolute pig shit. What a pickle we're in...
I've got a friend whose son didn't go to university. He went from school at 18 straight into a junior position in a sports club. He's 22 now and in a supervisory role in the sports club. He does as much overtime as he can, often brings home £2,700 a month now, gives my friend £400 a month 'keep' and has saved £30,000 in this time as a deposit for a house. Moral of this story. Unless you want to be a doctor, lawyer or other professional, don't bother with university. Work long hours, don't waste your money and you too can buy a house on your own when you're still young. And give your mum some help too.
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21°C in San Francisco currently and Matterface is telling us all how absolutely necessary the hydration break is "in these conditions". Disgusting worthless shill.
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Peter Crouch is the only correct answer. Criminally underrated in an England shirt.
You can only pick one player from England’s 2006 World Cup squad and place him in the current team. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Who are you picking? 🤔
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Knocked out on pens in the quarters... You must be taking the piss!
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