Tim Lester

Ingenuine. Ungenuine. Ingenuous. These words are as fake as Jamie’s argument #TheBacheloretteAU

I guess Mike’s only used to interactions with women that end before 2 minutes #twominutewonder #MAFSAU #mafs

Why did my parents divorce? #nasadidit #qanda

Who told the Germans that Anne Frank was in the cupboard? #nasadidit #qanda

Who shot JFK? #nasadidit #qanda

After hearing #MalcolmRoberts reasoning on #QandA I'm adopting it with #Nasadidit

My favourite part of #waterpolo is watching them getting in and out of the pool #RioOlympics2016 #Rio2016

The real drama for me was the stained cushion #faketan #cushiongate #TheBachelorAU

Is it acceptable for a 44 year-old to feel smug for out-spelling 11 year-olds? #SpellingBeeAU #tornbetweentwolovers

Are nude suits the new camouflage?? #France #ArmyFashion #SBSEurovision

Are Kat and Andre banned from dining with other couples? #MKR #alwayseatingalone

When couples look like each other it kinda scares me. #MKR #lookalikecouples

@MasiZaki_ True. I think joint flexibility is her biggest asset.

Such beautifully positioned feet. #Tyra wouldn't approve. #MKR #NotAModel

Looks like #MKR 2015 will finish in 2016. #FML #KillMeNow

Hopefully #illridewithyou will mean people may take out their headphones and interact with each other.

@HelenRazer Apparently we're all awaiting our new messiah. Personally I think it's Bruce Jenner.

Good to know there's a market for windowless apartments?? #boardsupwindows #TheBlock

Don't we have any Aussie talent available? I'm sure Barry Crocker'd be free?! #NRLGF

One of my fave #SATC moments #FridayNightIn #SexAndTheCity #melonboobs #tv