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JAPA CHRONICLE isn’t just a story—it’s survival, chaos, and the comedy of starting over abroad.
Follow Folusho, Tekena, Uzor, Ogechi & Co. as they navigate immigration, heartbreak, hustle, and the awkward silence after ‘so… what do you do?’ Read here msha.ke/japachronicle
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The miraculous miracle of miracles makes miracles miraculous.
~ Timi Waters
#TimiWaters #Quotes #Quoteoftheday #TongueTwisters
I stopped writing because I told myself I had nothing to say. I had plenty. I just wasn't sitting still long enough to hear it. This morning the coffee went cold beside me, and I filled four pages before I noticed.
~ Timi Waters
#writing #timiwaters
"The writing waited; it always waits. It just gets harder to look it in the eye."
~ Timi Waters
#QuotesbyTimiWaters
Racial profiling has a name. Immigrant profiling has a form. Annual TB screening because of a green passport. Slow, loud English from people who assume I learned it on arrival.
#immigrants #Lifeasanimmigrant #TimiWaters
At the park, a kid walked up to me and said, "It's so beautiful!"
"Awn. Thank you," I said, thinking he meant my blouse.
"What is it?"
"Ankara."
He laughed. "No, it's not ankuwa. It's a bug."
Bug ke?
I followed his eyes. A cockroach was making its fine way up my fine print.
I grabbed it, threw it on the grass, and crushed it with my slipper.
The boy turned red. "Mommy! This lady with an accent killed the bug!"
Dey play.
#TimiWaters
A man stopped at my table at the book fair and picked up Haven.
"Is this a love story?"
"It's about a woman who keeps choosing wrong."
He laughed. Said his wife would love it. Bought two copies.
"How would you like me to sign it?" I asked.
"For Bisi. Love Tony."
Twenty minutes later, he came back without the bag and asked me to sign the second one to Nancy.
Wait, isn't his wife's name Bisi?
I signed it. He tipped me $20. I went home and put him in chapter nine.
#WritingTheChaos #TimiWaters
That moment when you're out of things to talk about, and y'all start comparing weather
"Oh, it's 100° over at yours? It's 101 at mine."
#TimiWaters
A love story starts sweet. He loves her, she loves him, everyone knows it by chapter three. I skip to chapter twenty looking for the wreckage. That's where the real story starts.
#RomanceReads #TimiWaters
A guy googled me and said he's glad I don't write murder mysteries; he wouldn't want to find out how well I'd hide a body. I write romance instead. Somehow that's the part that should worry him. ##TimiWaters #Writing @X #imwriting
In the course of writing my next book, I've been both shocked and amused by the "crazy" that is modern dating. Of all the things I've learned, this stands out—people are losing the ability to build meaningful connections. It's all fast food out here.
#TimiWaters #ModernLiving

