@timeforwizards

just a little phantom creature in the corner trying to figure things out ● autistic ● 34 ● she/they 👁

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"is the phantom of the opera a bard or a rogue" thread locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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before i say this please remember that im bad at cooking AND chronically ill so this is legit an accomplishment. ok tonight for dinner i chopped brussels sprouts into strips, fried em in butter 8 mins, cracked in 2 eggs, & scrambled all that. im calling it goblin mash & it slaps
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joy of the day (the chorus goes especially hard) youtu.be/3AeN-5PXaaQ?si=RLmv…

Boney M - Rasputin on a 100 year old organ

Boney M - Rasputin played on a 81 key Marenghi Organ built in 1905....

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u can wear a clever little apron all u like while ur baking but it won’t save u from the sinister power of raw egg exploding to land right on ur sock
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forgot i drew this until i went looking for something else but it's still relevant
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social@timeforwizards12 Dec 2024
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a two-panel comic where a stick figure dripping blood clutches their head and says "what if no one likes my writing" and then a majestic dude with blue skin, sunglasses, and flowing hair and robes says "what if someone does"

ALT a two-panel comic where a stick figure dripping blood clutches their head and says "what if no one likes my writing" and then a majestic dude with blue skin, sunglasses, and flowing hair and robes says "what if someone does"

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nonchalant@nonchalant_exeOct 14
This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.
Haberin Var Mı?
@HVMHaberOct 14
Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.
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padishah rat bastard@tarnationfaceOct 12
Alabama, Arkansas,
carl 🥦@NightlifeMingus30 Apr 2025
I just vanquished my grandpa
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i was at the endodontist today to get a root canal redone (yeah.), and hanging above the patient chair, suspended from the ceiling, was a sort of grown-up mobile of four paper swallows (the bird) and it was really cuuute. i watched them drift and flutter the whole time
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derek guy
@dieworkwearOct 11
this fall, consider dressing like the man in gary bunt's paintings
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thinking about this again
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social@timeforwizardsFeb 14
i'm watching the 1921 danish silent film adaptation of dickens' Our Mutual Friend (bc i know how to party on a friday night) and all the characters' names are the same in the danish intertitles except Radfoot has been changed to Ratfood??????? 😭
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learned today of the incredible theme song to The Green Slime (1968) youtube.com/watch?v=Ld_2TI6x…

Richard Delvy - Green Slime theme (The Green Slime)

Theme song from the 1968 sci-fi cheese classic "The Green Slime"

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anyone too concerned with dignity robs themself of the chance to truly rock out
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cityundersiege@mdarbanasOct 10
Replying to @MrLovenstein
@MrLovenstein
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M!RI@whitney_jewstonOct 7
It’s very interesting how so many men think of rape/assault as simply a legal line you can’t cross because then you’ll get in trouble. There’s no moral component at all to them.
Ryan Horath@therealrthoratOct 7
It appears that aside from being taught really bizarre things about intoxication and consent, young people have also been taught really bizarre things about the meaning of coercion. They seem to think if a guy tries to persuade a woman after getting "no", that's coercion. Uh, no.
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a coworker is a type of creature who will not wear a mask even if their colleagues are dropping like flies from illness and you all work in a cramped workspace and with the public
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if they do wear a mask it’s the most raggedy surgical mask on the planet, comparable in effectiveness to your average cobweb
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had a coworker half-jokingly say to me that they wished their team could have some sort of special bonus super-vaccine because they get sick and shortstaffed so often. looking right at me wearing an N95. comrade i have an idea
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girls love to spend years of their lives writing a novel that two or three people will read
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my mother was not controlling about food when i was a kid but she did grumble about how a cereal or candy was "nothing but sugar." being young i dismissed this but now im eating sour gummies like HOW have these got NO fiber no protein no fats. little carbs. eatin a bag of NOTHING
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(very old photos) once again thinking longingly of when my hair looked like this
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