Pregnancy survivor, currently serving in the war that is my son's youth, hospitality lifer, shackled in wedlock, dirty old lady... college guys like beer right?
Boise, ID
Joined April 2019
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Since @elonmusk is a raging piece of narcissistic shit who lies to his fans and who thinks he has an actual clue about humanity, he does not, I will be taking a break from you twits who think he is worth it. Let me know when someone buys him out for way cheaper than he paid. 🖕
#PSA NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 65 LIKES GROUP TEXT CHATS. #Copyandpaste like the rest of us!
#retireesandtechnology
This is the Big Pussy Energy I am going with today. Happy fireworks day for you kids in actuality or at heart! #fuckscotus #boom
If ANYONE should be #prochoice it's parents. We know how miserable those little fuckers can be!
#abortiondebate #comedy #parentjokes #tillythecomic
I like putting on hand sanitizer right before I light a joint, it adds a certain amount of danger that makes me feel young and alive again.
#weed #fuckit #sanitized #funny
Antonio Brown is no longer a @Buccaneers! Shocked that a guy that can barely verbalize a sentence and beats women (AND who MOST DEFINITELY has at least Stage 3 CTE) would just walk off mid 3rd quarter AT AN AWAY GAME 🙃
@NFL might be time to acknowledge that, eh? #checkyourhead
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Do you recognize the man in these photos? He allegedly assaulted a federal law enforcement officer at the U.S. Capitol on January 6. Visit tips.fbi.gov to send the #FBI a tip about him. Mention photo 350 in your tip.
ALT A man with a mustache and light beard wears a gray or black and white baseball cap with two white stripes across the front, and a dark colored jacket over a blue and white shirt or scarf.
ALT A man with a mustache and light beard wears a gray or black and white baseball cap with white stripes across the front, a black jacket, khaki pants, and a black bag that sits on his right hip. He is holding a black camera with a large lens in his right hand, and appears to have a black tripod in front of him.
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Thank you to every single person that made this possible- the comics, the staff at Eastside, the crew- you all put on a kick-ass show. Thank you.🙌🙏
Small brag on myself: The “I’ll just have water” Service Industry Comedy Show that I co-produced w @tillythecomic was the most fun & to laugh that hard felt amazing.
It fucking sold out.
I didn't see exactly when @jimmyfallon decided to cover all the gray, but I am reminded of the time when my husband tried doing that and just happened to get called for random screening at TSA. #notaterrorist just trying to recapture the glory days too.
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Right-wing efforts in the Idaho Legislature seek to turn Idaho into a dictatorship ruled by a handful of Republican legislators in charge of Idaho’s way of life, writes Bob Kustra. trib.al/2Z6z364
Get your tickets now for a night of competition amongst comedians! #tillythecomic #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funny #jokes #madswedecole #weather #hail #brewery #beer #laughs instagram.com/p/CMmtBoynNxC/…
Make that GREEN glittery poop... obviously. I dare you.
#obligatoryholidaypost #stpattysday instagram.com/p/CMiTE3UH1Sg/…
I don't often sit in the spotlight but when I do, I prefer to stare out the window as if in deep thought.
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