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you playfully talk smack to me sometimes . i’m not capable of kicking your ass though.

little freak ( affectionately ) . gotta admire his dedication to stick to the plan and come all the way here. don’t let media see you . matt is walking out, glancing around to his surroundings before walking. have a superhero brother they said, it’ll be fun they said.

kicking his ass. he’s not as strong as you.

huh, okay. you can wear it.

i’d get someone to lure you for me and you wouldn’t know who. then boom. trapped. sacrificed. i become an only child again. win win.

which one was it?

i see we’re not on the same level here. ( 🤨 ) isn’t it an unfair advantage?

i’d lure you with stark tech

no, wait till sunday. make him late for the anthem.

and when i get roped in, i’m offering you as a sacrifice.

you’re a horrible liar.

are you seriously going all the way to brazil to fight him ?

look, i’m not dumb enough to join one but i’d be curious enough to be roped in. don’t be so sure.

my cousins are threatening to sell each other. welcome back average parker brothers moments.

( he knows. just as peter has spidey sense ? call matt’s a big brother sense. ) put it back.

i’d trade you to a cult for candy corn.