𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚛

singing happy birthday to himself. again.

his heartbeat quickened — either from her prying for the truth, or just 𝙝𝙚𝙧. ❝ Just find it easier. Doing what I do, without having anybody to worry about. ❞ easier or not, it’d be a lie to say he didn’t miss the late nights, the cat & mouse — or spider in this case.

his hand reaches to scratch a tuft of hair near the nape of his neck. ❝ Do you want the the 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 answer? ❞ asking her reminds him to break eye contact before she picks up on any inner emotions.

her words elicit a smile, albeit a weak one. ❝ Trust me, if I had time for our usual escapades I’d be all over y— all over 𝙞𝙩. ❞ the act of clearing his throat somehow reverberated throughout the entire party. ❝ Sorry. . . just a bit of a workaholic these days.❞

indecisive eyes glance towards her as he reaches for a sip, pretending it was enjoyable. ❝ Glad 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚'𝙨 noticing my effort. ❞ Another sip. Just as gross as the first. ❝ How’ve you been? Still up to 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡? ❞ She’d know what he meant.

🕷️ P̶E̶T̶E̶R̶ P̶A̶R̶K̶E̶R̶ 𝘪s 𝙉𝙊 𝙈𝙊𝙍𝙀, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝕊ℙ𝕀𝔻𝔼ℝ-𝕄𝔸ℕ 𝘓𝘐𝘝𝘌𝘚 𝘖𝘕 . . .

He figured she had better things to do then hang out with him 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 the suit.

no mj or ned to celebrate with. . . this is going to take some getting used to.

it was a rough day out on patrol, but he’s grateful for all the kind messages he received for his special day.

this is the 𝙨𝙞𝙭𝙩𝙝 time in the span of four days that he’s had to sew a tear in the suit.

i get it’s baaad… but the darkhold is a pretty metal name not gonna lie.

how many stranges are there?

|: multiverse of madness was a total blast, i can’t wait to see what you wandas come up with after it!

remind me to jump off a roof with no web fluid after this!

i think i’m gonna hurl.

He’s wondering who else is having trouble sleeping. . .

really missing these guys right now, hope their universes are treating them right <3 📸 credit to the would-be sorcerer supreme

this purrfectly encapsulates our relationship!