Urfavcarpenter (@throwaway64280)

Sep 2

Is to much to ask for princess treatment?!

shirts that go hard

@shirtsthtgohard

Urfavcarpenter · Sep 1, 2026 · 2:19 PM UTC

When I say I’m cold and I want to warm up this is what I mean

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@heyMikasa

"The only place I belong"

September 6th · Aug 31, 2026 · 5:17 PM UTC

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Urfavcarpenter · Sep 1, 2026 · 10:36 AM UTC

Ope

Kara 🩷@missywhiskey94

😂😂

Urfavcarpenter · Aug 31, 2026 · 8:54 PM UTC

Don’t be shy baby give it to me

𝖱𝖾𝗂𝗄𝗈 🍒

@reiko__xx

Urfavcarpenter · Aug 31, 2026 · 8:33 PM UTC

Urfavcarpenter · Aug 31, 2026 · 8:04 PM UTC

Me and who?!

Kara 🩷@missywhiskey94

🤭

Urfavcarpenter · Aug 31, 2026 · 8:03 PM UTC

Damn why do I want this

The Brother Code

@TheBrotherCode

Bro is where he wants to be

Dani · Aug 31, 2026 · 3:28 PM UTC

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@BarbiMilf

My pussy wakes up before I do 🤭

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✨princess✨ · Aug 31, 2026 · 1:28 AM UTC

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✨princess✨

@taurus_psyche

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Urfavcarpenter · Aug 31, 2026 · 4:07 PM UTC

Just being a whore at work. The suspenders seal the deal

Urfavcarpenter · Aug 31, 2026 · 4:02 PM UTC

Me and who?

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Urfavcarpenter · Aug 20, 2026 · 7:21 PM UTC

Aug 20

No plans no measurements just a vibe and can do attitude I guess

the_ceo · Aug 20, 2026 · 12:59 AM UTC

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the_ceo

@the_ceo99

Aug 20

REAL MEN aren’t looking for anything material from a woman. The only thing they really want is love, peace, loyalty, and genuine companionship. ‼️

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Urfavcarpenter · Aug 19, 2026 · 10:22 PM UTC

mariel h. 🌻@themissawkward

Aug 19

I need this rn

Aug 19

#thinking #thoughts

Urfavcarpenter · Aug 18, 2026 · 1:53 PM UTC

I’m tryna be with someone

bean 𝜗ৎ

@fatgooch

I need a man who will make me his lock screen, his ps5 background, computer background, and keep a picture of me in his wallet

Urfavcarpenter · Aug 18, 2026 · 12:54 PM UTC

No one told me when I joined the union that working with apprentices would be the bane of my existence

Urfavcarpenter · Aug 18, 2026 · 12:03 PM UTC

Can confirm

choke a guy in bed and he’ll be obsessed w you forever

Tori WTF · Aug 17, 2026 · 9:19 PM UTC

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Tori WTF

@ItsToriWtf

Aug 17

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

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Urfavcarpenter · Aug 18, 2026 · 11:42 AM UTC

Boobs or butt or both just know I need

nicoleewrld💕

@shadyrebelli0n