I hope all you Canada first retards are following all this too a T , be the change you want to see. 🚨 ATTENTION CANADIANS: IT'S TIME TO BOYCOTT AMERICA PROPERLY 🇨🇦 Enough half measures. If we're going to boycott America, we're going ALL. THE. WAY. Effective immediately: - 🇺🇸 Throw away your iPhone. Apple is American. Straight into the recycling bin. - 🇺🇸 Android users, stop looking smug. Google is American. Your phone is compromised too. - 🇺🇸 Cancel Netflix. - 🇺🇸 Cancel Disney+. - 🇺🇸 Cancel Amazon Prime. - 🇺🇸 Cancel YouTube. - 🇺🇸 Delete Facebook. - 🇺🇸 Delete Instagram. - 🇺🇸 Delete WhatsApp. - 🇺🇸 Delete X. - 🇺🇸 Delete Reddit. - 🇺🇸 Delete Snapchat. - 🇺🇸 Delete LinkedIn. - 🇺🇸 Stop using Google. From now on, if you don't know something, remain ignorant. - 🇺🇸 No Gmail. No Outlook. No Microsoft 365. - 🇺🇸 Windows? Gone. - 🇺🇸 Xbox? Gone. - 🇺🇸 PlayStation? Nice try. Check which American services and games you're using before celebrating. - 🇺🇸 No Amazon. If you need something obscure delivered tomorrow, you simply don't need it anymore. - 🇺🇸 No Costco. Hand over the membership card and mourn the loss of the $1.50 hot dog with dignity. - 🇺🇸 No Walmart. - 🇺🇸 No McDonald's. - 🇺🇸 No Starbucks. - 🇺🇸 No Coca-Cola. - 🇺🇸 No Pepsi. - 🇺🇸 No Visa, Mastercard or American Express. Cash only. Preferably Canadian Tire money. - 🇺🇸 No PayPal. - 🇺🇸 No Uber. - 🇺🇸 No Airbnb. - 🇺🇸 No American cloud services. If your photos disappear, congratulations—you have achieved sovereignty. - 🇺🇸 Stop watching American movies and television. Hope you like Corner Gas, because we're about to watch it until the sun burns out. - 🇺🇸 Stop listening to American musicians. Tragically, the national playlist just got considerably shorter. - 🇺🇸 Check your car. Ford? GM? Tesla? Chrysler? TRAITOR TRANSPORTATION. - 🇺🇸 Check your tools. DeWalt? Milwaukee? American brands. The deck project has been postponed indefinitely. - 🇺🇸 Check your computer chips and software. Intel? AMD? Nvidia? American. Back to the abacus. And remember: You don't get to boycott America by skipping California oranges while posting about it from an iPhone, on Facebook, through an American cellular operating system, using American cloud infrastructure, while watching Netflix and waiting for your Amazon package. That's not a boycott. That's a strongly worded grocery decision. 🇨🇦 BE STRONG, CANADA. Throw away the phone. Cancel the subscriptions. Unplug the computer. Park the truck. Put down the Coke. Grab your Canadian Tire money. And meet us in the woods. We won't be able to Google where the meeting is, so good luck finding us. 🇨🇦