Threat Level

Security Alert: Goth Threat Alert Level: CHESTNUT

Threat Alert Level: DANDELION imminent risk of the power of love avoid travelling to Tartarus

Threat Alert Level: COTTON CANDY significant danger of bicurious RC helicopter please report any tiger to organic police

Threat Alert Level: EGGSHELL intermediate danger of fast thinkpiece

Threat Alert Level: CARMINE elevated danger of pudding

Threat Alert Level: AMETHYST low risk of polyamory

Threat Alert Level: PEAR imminent risk of medical epistemology with the strong electromagnetic force avoid going to Wonderland

Threat Alert Level: HONEYSUCKLE severe risk of tentacle

Threat Alert Level: PISTACHIO intermediate risk of emoji with a head cold please report any badger to eldritch police

Threat Alert Level: TERRA COTTA low risk of untied shoelaces

Threat Alert Level: BROWN low danger of land-shark pandemic please report any slash fiction to department of emoji security if you mush something, smooch something™

Threat Alert Level: MUSTARD high danger of brewcycle tour with magical powers

Threat Alert Level: SAFFRON imminent danger of all of your passwords please report any gender carrying courage and pluck to deserted security

Threat Alert Level: MUSTARD low danger of oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies

Threat Alert Level: RUST high danger of banana carrying the flu

Threat Alert Level: VANILLA intermediate danger of nunchucks tourists in Niflhel should avoid muggers

Threat Alert Level: BLUE severe danger of kombucha invasion avoid travel in Asphodel Meadows

Threat Alert Level: MOSS low danger of bad discourse if you see something, peck something™

Security Alert: Zombie Threat Alert Level: INDIGO

Threat Alert Level: FAWN low risk of people on Twitter pandemic please report any badger to fiery security if you see something, hear something™