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Joined May 2024
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every bruno fernandes goal vs. every current premier league club (no pens)
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what am I meant to do with this
hi friends !!! i made a little player sorter for funsies. just choose your fave of the 2 until it calculates your full ranking. so far i've built it for atleti, barça, arsenal, and bayern. and there are themes based on each team's kits !! play it on: player-sorter.github.io/
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ronaldo when he doesn’t see the words “pelé” “maradona” or “I would not do it” mentioned
🚨🇵🇹 Jorge Jesus reacts to Cristiano Ronaldo’s retirement from international football. “Cristiano is a global icon, an example for Portugal and the national team. “I had a huge photo of him put up in our auditorium so that all the young players could look up to him every single day. “I asked him to continue with me because I needed him by my side. “But I have to accept his decision. “He will always have a place in the hearts of the Portuguese people. “He will always be an icon of Portuguese football.”
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to be alive for the cristiano ronaldo era
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unfortunately he still clears your favorite winger 🧏🏽‍♂️
We’re so fucked with Cunha Not a left winger, not good enough to be our main 10, not a striker Where do we use him then
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manchester united fans clocking in for another 90 minutes of psychological warfare
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amorim beat top of the league inter milan and they called it “serie a tax”while como battered us and roma are next in line 😭🥀
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to this day his reaction doesn’t sit right with me
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🚨🎙️🔥 Ruben Amorim after the Derby “I’ve NEVER experienced anything like this at any of my PREVIOUS clubs.” “There will be MORE NIGHTS LIKE THIS.”
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this milan derby is a bit refreshing when you haven’t seen good football in months
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Last season, we were 6th after 9 games under the “worst manager” in United’s history. A year later, we’ve switched to a back four, brought back Mainoo and Rashford, appointed a “United DNA” coach and somehow find ourselves in a relegation battle. Progress. 🙏
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if sir jim was a true lifelong manchester united fan he’d know luke shaw is only fit during a world cup year
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can’t even enjoy city’s downfall properly this season. they’re just going to batter us in the championship 😭
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the guy saying thank you in the beginning is 100% dalot
Michael Carrick saying his final goodbyes to everyone at Manchester United after getting sacked:
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woke up to “happy birthday dorgu” instead of “jason wilcox sacked”
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Z retweeted
Bruno said “the club is stuck in the past” and the next day Carrick read an INEOS script talking about past players and fans lapped it up 🤣
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Convince your loyal captain to reject £200m from Saudi by promising to stick with the manager and project. Sack that manager months later, hire someone with no real CV, then drop your captain for analysing what went wrong in a 4-1 humiliation. Quite something.
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woke up to carrick bournemouth presser instead of club statement
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we try again tomorrow corner flag nayshun
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All this if you don't run you won't win games nonsense. We bought slow players in the midfield in Tielemans and Santos and we are factually the most unfit team in the league. That's on the coaching staff
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“barca rashford” “free mainoo” “3-4-3 gimmick” “just play a back four” “any decent manager gets more out of this squad”
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