you are!

because he’s hung, i mean tung. he’s very famous, dude. i think she’s jealous..

my boyfriend.

ouch.. yeah, i guess. you would’ve stopped if you’d seen me, right? i mean, my hand.. it was just my hand.

you did.. you didn’t even notice, you’re too fast. but i have to say, it was kinda my own fault.. i opened a portal in the wrong place and time.

quicksilver broke my finger.

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son of a.. will he ever get bored?? zero couldn’t intervene tho.. wasn't a ʻmultiverse threatening event𝄒 ..

damn, that old bird was bothering her again?

watching her from the center of the multiverse.. what happened?

sigh. lonely at the great web.

hi you’re probably wondering what i’m doing in italy ( i opened a portal because i wanted a pizza )

bro about to call me an anomaly.

too late, it’s already lint. where were you when it happened? but guess what— i survived. so what am i to you now? another anomaly?

total bum .. he thinks he can control everything. bullshit.

exactly.

i’m joining ! i’m kinda like a wizard right? also, i’m tall. who’s our aragorn?

we’re cheering.

that guy who says he’s the boss of the spiderverse.