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God Fearing man who loves 3 things: sports, the south and beautiful girls. Known to party, known to get dirty. But I am trying to be better…

Joined October 2024
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Please don’t touch my RAF
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Based on proprietary predictive modeling and player analytics, I project the 2025 #IronBowl to conclude with a final score of Auburn 602-Alabama 3 Expect Auburn to position itself as an at-large CFP candidate and Deuce to emerge as a clear frontrunner for this year’s Heisman
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Im going to make a TRILLION dollars by December 1st so I can personally lead the Auburn coaching search #wareagle
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My roommate got stabbed in front of me by a homeless man who my other roommate invited to live with us while I was playing Fortnite™️ in the living room #TBT
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Thomas retweeted
BREAKING: Auburn has fired Hugh Freeze, @petenakos reports❌ on3.com/college/auburn-tiger…
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The only costume I’ll be wearing tonight is the same one I wear everyday…. a smile 🐺
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Milk in the Beer Glass. You can’t take me anywhere 🤣
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🖕🖕to everyone who made it a culture war and equated not vocally promoting this guy as the savior of our program to not actually loving Auburn. This man never deserved this job even if you only look at his FOOTBALL resume. Much less everything else we took issue with.
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Replying to @SECOfficiating
@SECOfficiating rot in hell you worthless garbage
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And fuck you @CoachHughFreeze for sitting there like a cuck and taking it. LEAVE MY SCHOOL
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🚨 Vegas just fucked up 🚨 Statistically the only parlay to tail 💸 Weekend 🔒
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They fired Malzahn after he won 6 SEC games in a year. Freeze still hasn’t won 6 SEC games, total. It’s year 3.
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Hugh “Saddam” Freeze
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Thank you, Coach! @AuburnMBB x #WarEagle
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Dear Auburn Family, I truly love you. @CoachBrucePearl x #WarEagle
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WELCOME. TO. AUBURN. #WarEagle
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Every vice we battle is just a reflection of ourselves. Something to think about…
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Felt like old times tonight!! 🍢
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Oh @CoachGusMalzahn how I’ve missed you my sweet glorious king
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TIGERS 𝐖𝐈𝐍! 🦅 @Golden_Flake | #WarEagle
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I just baby gronk’d her she hawk tuah then you kissed her
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