Seems like a good time to go thrifting in Paris

Retard maxxing my way to $1 billion.

Just a lil sumthin to take the edge off

Somali daycare levels of fraud at @StateFairOfTX

Email Bison is basically a headless email sequencer at this point. Phenomenal APIs and backend.

Ngl, doing pretty fuckin good with the cards I was dealt.

My first client ever just canceled. He’s retiring and selling his book of business. This is the only churn I tolerate.

I would like to take a moment to announce that I found my right AirPod that’s been missing for 15 days and 11 hours. That is all.

How the fuck does it take 17 minutes to change a payment method on a insurance policy? Nowhere to do it online either. This industry is so behind.

I’m tired of doing my sales calls, who wants to do them for me?

$100K hit to the dome was not my bucket list today. No worries, we got it like that. “sniffles”

Great minds think alike

Shhh, nobody wants to hear that.

This is with 1.5%-2% human Reply Rates* And 20%-30% interested rates. Email volume is a vanity metric similar to gross revenue. Show me your Reply Rates and Interested rates… Bitaach.

I’ve got the receipts for shit people dream of doing.

Accidentally onboarded 5 new clients today. Lil $20k MRR bump. They either found us via AI today, or were a referral from another client lol. Literally 0 market spend. Just have a good product and good systems. The rest takes care of its self. Easier said than done tho.

What’s first? Someone… Who’s funnel hacked Micro1? Or Who is selling a course on how to get business to sign up? Chicken or the egg? Tbh if your buying a course on this, lmk I wanna get in line if your just giving money away hahaha

Our B2C database was and still is a pain in the ass to build and maintain. But tbh i’m realizing that’s why nobody’s tapped into B2C campaigns. There’s no good quality data at scale. We legit had to build our entire database. Got us from 2500 email to a lead to now we are closer to 300 emails to a lead. I almost want to start selling it atp. There are so many good campaigns and offers you could run to essentially an untapped audience. Christmas lights Storm chasing for Roofing Energy broker HVAC repair Plumbing work Remodeling Ect… Imagine if you could build an audience that was the perfect target market for any of the above and just email them knowing you were hitting the right person. Would print if the data was accurate👀 But no, this is my TAM. For now.

How does all of List Kit send less than me? Wild.

Any job where you’re not leveraging AI is like training to be a Taxi driver while Uber is coming out.