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Thomas

@thomas99p

Innocent creature, lawyer, sensitive young man, lover of chess, golf, philosophy and feet

 Nederland
Joined June 2023
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So many of us have internalized shame. But I think as a people we have overcome this. Trump sucking Israeli cock certainly put us back a couple years though
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It’s always a feet guy saying “I’m not a feet guy btw”
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I may have lost 2500 euros yesterday in stock market, but I did just find a crisp 20 euro bill on the street #winning
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A foid literally crashed a private jet two days ago and the president is tweeting this
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@WhiteHouseNov 5
FYI: DEI is still dead.
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I have ordered a katana, if the markets don’t recover before it arrives I Sepukku
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It’s time for me to change the cover picture of my Country music playlist. America has fallen
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It has now become this. But do apply better suggestions in the comments please
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I guess I will now just Putinmaxx? Putin is my new political hero I guess. Is he really the best we have now?
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If AI talks to you with emoji’s your right to vote should be taken away
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X must have seen what’s been happening to my portfolio these last few days
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All the Anakin memes mean I have to watch the entire prequel trilogy again
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I will miss my fake job so much 🕯️
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The secret to dating as a man is finding a girl who is smart enough to pretend to be stupid instead of a girl who's stupid enough to pretend to be smart.
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Can someone tell me what they want to jail Elon for? I refuse to watch the video because it is against my principles to listen to a woman talk on video
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@alxOct 21
Kara Swisher says Elon Musk might be in jail right now if Kamala Harris was in office and “he knows what’s coming” if Democrats take back power.
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I really hate how much people love Dylan Sprouse and Barbara Palvin
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Women will have a boss and tell you they’re a girlboss
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@esotericpawgOct 20
Men will molest their bros and tell you they’re straight
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Anthropic should hire me to train their models
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I can’t wait for his daughter to girlbossify North-Korea
R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) profile pictureR A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsOct 19
🚨#BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports claim Kim Jong Un may have "secretly died" in China.
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Offering boomers market value for their homes:
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If you’ve listened to Rap Music in the last 12 months you are complicit to what is happening in Paris now
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Pretty wild how the French government spends 57.2% of GDP (the Soviet Union spent around 52%), yet the left still thinks it’s not enough, to the point that they’ve decided to burn the country down. Why can’t right wingers ever organize and take action like this
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