Scot in LDN, Mostly making TV and drinking cocktails. David Copperfield once made me disappear.
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Titled ‘Hammer Time’
I need someone to write a best selling novel about a gay romance between two rival curling players which is eventually turned into a popular saucy TV series 🤞🏻 🥌 📕 📺 👀
#Olympics2026
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The director of today’s PMQs deserves all the flowers. The timing of the delivery and zoom out is exquisite.
#PMQs #fuckfarage #fuckreform
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23/01
A day in the life…
Afternoon- Oscar nominations
Evening- Traitors finale
Midnight- New Harry Styles single
We’re so back.
What a day!
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Sleep well Paulie Walnuts.
The best of furry boys, and my companion for 19 years. He helped me through the saddest of times.
Love you always & forever ❤️😢❤️🩹💔
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Barry won’t be happy with all those Union Jacks. Digging the knife in deeper Sabrina #BRITs2025
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.@imile_delivery
Where is my package?? Why delivery fail when I was home waiting? The absolute worst service. I will be complaining. You have stolen from me.
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@restisents Sound effects related- my late husband was a dubbing mixer and he once used the sound of my spag bol bubbling on the hob for Jamie Oliver’s Xmas gravy. Still pops up on the Food channels. Which is nice. I was a sleepy tortoise for a Japanese cartoon too!
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I hope that Scottish opera singer bloke commentating the Last Night of the Proms on BBC 1 live on a Saturday evening has just won a bet.
That ‘our souls’ was definitely meant to sound exactly like arseholes.
Which it did.
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