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Simon Caine

@thismademecool

I am going to give twitter 2 more years and if I don't make it I am going to write depressing fortune cookies. award-winning comedian, writer, podcaster, human

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Joined January 2010
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My #EdFringe "show" is on YouTube. Here's the 2 minute intro video - youtube.com/watch?v=yCGH_us-… Please RT / tell a friend / watch it.
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Do the editors of #TheTraitorsUK know that we're all coming back tomorrow? You don't need the cliffhanger. It comes off as desperate editing.
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Replying to @TeamYouTube
@TeamYouTube hello! So in my YT Studio account I've got a high 3-figure number. But I can't seem to withdraw it. I've never taken money out of my youtube account before. Everything is set up but I'm not sure why it is not letting me take the money out - youtube.com/channel/UC0HAW8t…
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Can I DM / email you some screenshots to get some help please? Thank you.
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This sounds like an Alan Partridge pitch.
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Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUK29 Jan 2025
🚨🎥 WATCH: Nigel Farage is surprised with a Chinese Dragon on This Morning to mark the Year of the Snake
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This "parting shot " was beautiful tv. Kas, please start a podcast or something. We need more from you 🙏
Dan Ellis (@dgellis0907) profile pictureDan Ellis@dgellis09078 Jan 2025
Hang it in the Louvre #TheTraitors
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I feel like Elon would fire anyone who spends as much time on X as he does.
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Shout out to whoever is creating these B roll shots... they're elite #TheTra
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The three people who got off the train will be back mid season. I'm calling it now. #TheTraitorsUK
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Trump did one 10 minute shift... imagine what he'll do in 4 years.
McDonald's (@McDonalds) profile pictureMcDonald's
@McDonalds30 Oct 2024
A message to our fans
A Message To Our Fans: What We Know You can safely and confidently eat at McDonald’s. What We’ve Done Last week, we took immediate action to remove slivered onions (used on our Quarter Pounder Burgers) from a small number of restaurants. These onions come from a single facility in Colorado, which supplied to us and to others. What We’re Doing We’re getting back to serving you Quarter Pounder Burgers. After temporarily pausing sales of Quarter Pounder Burgers in certain restaurants, they’re coming back. In some restaurants, they’ll temporarily be served without slivered onions. Our Commitment To Our Fans You can count on McDonald’s to always do the right thing—publicly and privately. On behalf of the McDonald’s system, we are sorry. To those who want more information, head to our newsroom.

ALT A Message To Our Fans: What We Know You can safely and confidently eat at McDonald’s. What We’ve Done Last week, we took immediate action to remove slivered onions (used on our Quarter Pounder Burgers) from a small number of restaurants. These onions come from a single facility in Colorado, which supplied to us and to others. What We’re Doing We’re getting back to serving you Quarter Pounder Burgers. After temporarily pausing sales of Quarter Pounder Burgers in certain restaurants, they’re coming back. In some restaurants, they’ll temporarily be served without slivered onions. Our Commitment To Our Fans You can count on McDonald’s to always do the right thing—publicly and privately. On behalf of the McDonald’s system, we are sorry. To those who want more information, head to our newsroom.

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Come check out the one final performance of Comedy For Toxic People at the end of the month! 27th October at 18:30. Tickets now on sale!
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If you're in LA, the insanely talented and lovely @lonelytogether are doing a one off show @thehotelcafe tonight (1st Oct) And you should go. I'm baised but you should. hotelcafe.com/tickets/?s=eve…
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If you need something amazing while you're waiting for the Community film, I highly recommend Dummy. If you can find it.
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm17 Sep 2024
15 years ago today, ‘COMMUNITY’ premiered.
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Ghosts
No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) profile pictureNo Context Brits
@NoContextBrits12 Sep 2024
Name something funnier than this.
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I think the real news story here is: T Rex farts.
ITV Wales News (@ITVWales) profile pictureITV Wales News
@ITVWales29 Aug 2024
Pictures show huge amounts of black smoke billowing into the air. itv.com/news/wales/2024-08-2…
Man injured and vehicles damaged after huge fire at motorhome showroom | ITV News

Man injured and vehicles damaged after huge fire at motorhome showroom | ITV News

Firefighters were called to Day's Motorpark on Swansea Road, Gorseinon, at around 2:15pm on Thursday. | ITV News Wales

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I've got two @Oasis standing tickets. I'd love to trade for a medium @cineworld popcorn. DMs open #oasis #oasis25 #Ticketmaster #nationalcine
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It's worth remembering that the individual artist turns on @TicketmasterUK's dynamic pricing. Now, I don't think Ticketmaster should have that option but it does mean that @oasis decided to have the tickets go up if there was demand (there would be demand) 🧵 #oasis #oasis2025
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I kinda think Oasis should have sold tickets on their own website (of possibly, I know Ticketmaster own venues). Because that way they could control the resellers and see people passing on tickets. In short Ticketmaster is the ultimate tout.
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And bands need to stop turning on dynamic pricing. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Breaking news: Keir Starmer picks the worst meal deal combination ever. He also didn't use his clubcards.
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