12” available now on @dfarecords. Still in Orchid somehow. From a bunch of other bands you didn’t like.

Brooklyn, New York
Joined January 2012
"Performative reading"... "People act like watching older movies automatically makes their taste superior"... Yeah, man, everybody's probably just doing things so they can impress the dumbest guys on the planet.
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Twitter is fun because it’s a place where some random person with absolutely no taste or intellectual credibility can post something like “REM is America’s greatest rock n roll band” close the app, go to sleep and send thousands of strangers into an insane frenzy for weeks.
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‘Butterball is the most nefarious member of pinhead’s court’ is just something I have to say out loud to myself every few days otherwise it builds up
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This is an incredibly confusing moment in history.
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It’s very odd that the people that didn’t live in NYC on 9/11 are the ones who won’t shut the fuck up about it.
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Once again I need to remind you - please chill out about Nathan Fielder.
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“Then we watched your show, which was phenomenal” This is clear evidence this man has CTE.
.@edsheeran I brought my wife and two daughters to MetLife Friday because we are huge fans of yours. We arrived early, I spent $180 on two sweatshirts for them, watched the first two opening acts and were having a great time. Then Macklemore decided to turn your concert into his political rally. When he started chanting “Free Palestine” and pushing his clearly uneducated version of the Israel/Gaza conflict, my daughters looked at me completely confused. I had brought them to an Ed Sheeran concert, not to have an opening act lecture them about Middle East politics. After Friday night, I started looking into Macklemore’s history. What I found, including his repeated use of antisemitic tropes, made the whole thing even worse. So I took my family and walked inside alongside hundreds of your other fans. As we were walking in, even the MetLife security guards were rolling their eyes at what was happening on stage. We waited until Macklemore was finished before returning to our seats. Then we watched your show, which was phenomenal. I left Friday hoping maybe this had caught you and your team off guard. Then tonight you allowed it to happen again. You knew exactly what Macklemore had done the night before, and you gave him the stage again. Friday might have been Macklemore’s decision. Saturday was yours. You have a lot of Jewish fans who love your music, buy your albums and merchandise, and bring their kids to your concerts. Tonight, you lost four of them. And I suspect plenty more. @CombatASemitism @StopAntisemites
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Donnie Jr was def cranked up on nose beers when he typed this complete gobbledygook.
Civilization will never be saved by 9 crazy cat ladies on SSRIs and 2 cuck men to weak to stand up to them who needed a group hug after a mother sent dad out to strangle 3 kids. It’s saved by the one person who wouldn’t sign the permission slip. That’s the fork in the road!
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Spencer would kill to be in a cricket wireless ad.
Here I am trying to bring back American film jobs, and then these tools keep saying stupid crap like this and making every normal American hate them. Hollywood is seriously its own worst enemy. Just stick to the Cricket wireless ads, dude.
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Since when was being smart a requirement to be president?
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Listen Adam, not every movie can be The Hammer or Still Waiting. Give the guy a break.
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Uncle Leo?
If this clip does not reach 1 million impressions by tomorrow at noon, I'll presume that you are all antisemites.
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Thought Cuban was a dumbass but you’re making a very good case for him ruling actually…
I’ve interacted with Cuban privately. He is astoundingly smug and illogical. He thought that it was a waste of his time to chat with “idiots” such as Elon and yours truly.
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Washington Post sucks but I’m pretty sure follower count isn’t a metric for journalistic integrity.
Nick Shirley has 1.8 million followers on YouTube. The Washington Post has 97 thousand subscribers. You tell me who is a journalist and who isn’t!
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I think Elon might legitimately be one of the dumbest people alive.
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Dude. Shut up.
Derek Chauvin was unjustly convicted of murder, therefore he should be freed. The facts show that he was not the cause of death, nor did he at any time intend for a death to occur. Whatever else he may be, he is not a murderer. That is the truth.
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An absolute masterpiece
Started Too Old to Die Young. NWR took Lynch and Ellroy and rolled them into the scariest joint of all time ….. and put it in my Beautiful San Fernando Valley. I think I’m finally gonna like something he did ….
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Yes. That’s the lie that makes working class people turn on each other. We are all just “temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” You aren’t part of the club and they don’t ever want you to be.
I was never taught to hate millionaires growing up. I was taught if I worked hard enough, I could become one.
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