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Washington, DC
Joined February 2009
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins next to a ticker showing the Dow down 1,200 points: "We are really, really excited, and very grateful for President Trump's leadership."
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Well, this is crazy. USAID's office of inspector general is still apparently operational and just put out a report on the impact of staff reductions and foreign aid freeze. it concludes $489 MILLION of food assistance was put at risk
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I really hope they don’t cut the bit where Agamemnon dunks on the suitors in hell.
Christopher Nolan’s next film ‘The Odyssey’ is a mythic action epic shot across the world using brand new IMAX film technology. The film brings Homer’s foundational saga to IMAX film screens for the first time and opens in theaters everywhere on July 17, 2026.
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Me trying to find a jar of capers in the fridge.
"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence." - Carl Sagan
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What if reporters started saying “I couldn’t find out” instead of “it’s not clear”
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I upgraded to 4k on youtubetv and now I can read Gleyber Torres’ neck tattoo.
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There’s always hope when you’re managing against Aaron Boone
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Tl;dr they won the NL and AL pennants, respectively
A quick recap on how the @Dodgers and @Yankees landed themselves spots in the #WorldSeries ⬇️ (MLBStats x @GoogleCloud)
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How can you expect to control the online rumor mill if you can't even control your staffer's reckless use of paragraph numbering?
incredible that a Republican member of Congress had to put this out edwards.house.gov/media/pres…
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These batting helmet ads are awful.
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FBI raids government IT and cyber contractor Carahsoft buff.ly/3zDJzUQ
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good morning Boston )) Its good to be back!
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Are these flared tartan sweats the canonical McGruff pants?
McGruff the crime dog is at the Capitol:
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Replying to @d_feldman
the human canon is closed
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If Kevin Durant could get one of one NFL team, who would it be? "Cowboys, easily...It's probably like 75% people in Washington DC, in my group of people that are Cowboys fans. I just hate that they don't stay loyal to the crib."
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I believe this is known as taking the piss
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Thrift, Horatio, thrift!
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upon reflection, this should have been a DM to @nhmeems
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do you think you are capable of love despite lying about reading The Power Broker?
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Is there a Pulitzer for framing?
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