too difficult to put into words but highly recommended. production editor @adweek, formerly @metronewyork, @thenationaluae, etc. Views are my own

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Been taking even more photos of Barry than usual so figured I'd share the wealth
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baseball or bust retweeted
The cast of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast, touring North America, joined us to Be Our Guest at the Banana Bowl👑 Choreographed by Jennifer Rias.
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I'm rooting for exactly one thing tonight and it's Pete Alonso — the Mets and the Orioles can both lose as long as he gets his flowers from Citi Field fans
"When it comes to letting Pete Alonso go, it can be argued that the Mets were too calculating. That they didn't properly appreciate Alonso's value beyond his bat - his connection to the fans, his ability to play nearly every game nearly every season, and his understanding of what it took to play and deal with the scrutiny in New York." As Pete Alonso returns to Citi Field tonight, the Mets' biggest what-if stares them in the face (via @DannyAbriano) on.sny.tv/SMXLpb6
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Halloween already being over at Costco (this is all that's left) is a recession indicator
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The next time someone says Disney is humorless, tell them they got Gloria Gaynor and dancers dressed like disco balls to announce that they’re fixing the Expedition Everest yeti
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Do they make real estate dramas? Because I'd watch an HBO series about this
Aby Rosen bought a $1M Manhattan condo — not for the apartment, but for the leverage. Watch @byRichBockmann explain how one modest unit became a chess piece in a much bigger Midtown feud.
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Mets baseball is so pointless without Gary, Keith and Ron. Honestly makes me want to cancel Peacock out of spite.
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Update: Peacock has been canceled out of spite.
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Ordered three K-pop Demon Hunters items from Netflix Shop. Sticker arrived not at all cut out, and the printing on my kid's shirt was scratched. Going third party from now on. (Hot Topic has always been good to me FWIW)
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Not even god himself could get my 4 year old out of bed before 8 a.m., so when she starts going to school that begins at 8:45 with a 20-minute commute, drastic measures will be taken and I’ll sneer at every single Karen who even looks our way about it
I have wondered why some kids look so disheveled first thing in the morning...and I just left a reddit post where parents are discussing that they put their kids to bed in the clothes they are going to wear the next day. So now I'm wondering how common that is.
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-See guy at first job interview out of college -Think 'Damn, I wasn't supposed to meet him for YEARS' -Get job. Become friends, then more -Accept new jobs in Abu Dhabi -Get married so we can live together in the Middle East -Congratulate us on 18 years in two weeks!
Tell me the lore behind your current relationship
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Special ticketed events at Magic Kingdom degrade the experience at the other three parks so much 😓 can’t imagine what it will be like once Jollywood Nights starts up. But sure let’s keep closing Animal Kingdom at 7
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You: Lost 155lbs in 3 weeks (????) AI: This is optimal and healthy weight loss.
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As a Floridian: You don't get used to the heat. Humidity is more oppressive than cold. There's nothing pleasant about walking around covered in sweat all day (and too many people still don't get the concept of deodorant). So yes, someone use time travel for good please xitter.cf/JordanAHill/status/197…
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Hey Disney this is a cute Fourth of July idea but uhhhh they’re wearing British army colors lol
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Is this a Mac vs. PC ad from the mirrorverse?
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This and also the stress that comes with driving it has been the worst thing for my mental health since postpartum depression (and at least that ends eventually)
If most Americans were even remotely financially literate, there would be no domestic car industry.
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This is the dumbest way to bring back the space shuttle program, but why not
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Why Darkmoor wasn't an indoor land I'll never know. Yeah the windmill catching fire is cool, but it's not worth having zero ambiance for 95% of the day
When it rains at Epic Universe, where do you think everyone goes? Pretty much everything is down except Mario Kart and Monsters Unchained.
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This is all correct and frankly too kind about a few things (I will die mad about the Bowser’s Challenge queue and visor)
Filled with magic, monsters, dragons, stars, and plumbers, Epic Universe lives up to its name and then some. While it isn’t without a few stumbles and forgettable rides, the immersion and moments that take your breath away and transport you far away from Orlando and into the stories we hold closest to our hearts are unmatched. bit.ly/4dF8PtK
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Now here it is, your moment of zen.
Enjoy all 19 runs the Mets put up today vs. the Nationals
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