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Mr. Sardonicus

@thisgyde

It's probably so fine Masters of Data Science, Bachlors of Mechanical Engineering. Baseball stats contributor. #STLCards #STLBlues #AllforCity

Joined November 2012
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My sister's cat had to get drugged after eating yarn and I think we can all relate
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jabberwocky12@trobo11Nov 6
What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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Elijah Wood
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Replying to @MarketBastard @Disney @starwars @StarWarsFR @DisneyFR @DisneyPlus @DisneyStudios @DarthVader @StarWarsSpain @StarWarsTH @StarWarsDaily_
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Lilly Batson
@Lilly_bat98Nov 6
Best skit I've seen recently 🤣
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Owen Carey
@owenthcareyNov 6
Me explaining how my app works after vibe coding the entire thing.
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Slu vs Mizzou tonight at Enterprise let's gooo
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St. Louis Cardinals
@CardinalsNov 6
Rob Cerfolio has been promoted to General Manager of the St. Louis Cardinals. Congrats, Cerf!
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MLB Trade Rumors
@mlbtraderumorsNov 6
Cardinals Promote Rob Cerfolio To General Manager mlbtraderumors.com/2026/11/c…
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Wild Horse Nine is as contemplative and melancholic as it is funny. Fantastic performances by Sam Rockwell and especially John Malkovitch. You do wonder what about remote islands has McDonagh so dower, but thank it anyway
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Mike from PA
@Mike_from_PANov 5
This map is a better understanding of how the voter map looks. Instead of filling in empty land with red, it shows you the reality of who Republicans are. Those people hanging onto the fringes of America's great cities. They rely on the Urban areas they slander.
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blue wave won't stop breaking
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@GabbyHerzigNov 5
It's official: LIV is dead. In New Jersey Bankruptcy Court, LIV lawyers confirmed the company will be winding down. @TheAthletic
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COCO
@TWOTIMESABITCHNov 4
In an NBC News poll last week, Hakeem Jeffries had an approval rating of 18%, and Chuck Schumer's was 13%. It's wild seeing them both act like they have mandates to lead the party going forward.
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The Panopticabinet
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Ok
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I'm hosting a big house party in a couple weeks with dinner, drinks, and music and people I'm inviting keep asking me what the occasion is as if I need a reason to host a banger and cook carnitas for my friends
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They're changing his name to Matthew Liberalmore
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Thread of exceptional baseball names as I think of them or come across them: 1. Janson Junk
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Pepper Martin
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urban cowboy
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RIP MAGA. You were retarded and bad and made us all stupider and poorer and wasted a decade+ of our lives, but at least you pardoned a bunch of criminals.
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waking up today remembering they're going to have Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries lead them aren't they
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Woke 3.0 is here baby
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@ettingermentumNov 4
Every single element of their insipid masturbatory communications strategy was designed around what young men supposedly liked. No single group shifted more to the left.
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the temp drops below 65 and my fiance transforms into the god emperor every time she gets in bed
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Anne Wagner lost
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