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Customer: “I dOn’T uDeRsTaNd wHy I hAvE tO wEAr a MASK!!! THIS WILL ALL BE IVER SOON ANYWAYSSSS” Me: “well it’s not over yet” Turns out that was the wrong thing to say

I read your reviews of my coffee shop, you’re not anonymous. I remember you. Don’t be shy say it to our face next time.

If I can wear a mask for 9 hours straight, you can wear one for your 20 mins target run. It’s been a year, get over yourself.

“What can I get for you?” “Do you have nonfat milk” Passenger: “Wtf nonfat ew” Driver: “sHuT uP NOT EVERYONE CAN BE SKINNY AND HOT” This is your friendly reminder that we hear everything the second you pull up to the second you leave 😊

Please stop banging on the windows of *insert coffee shop name here* we are closed. We’ve been closed. It’s 10:30 pm. Go home. You’re not quirky. You’re annoying.

I love risking my life everyday in a global pandemic so that Karen’s wearing their mask bellow their nose can scream at me over the amount of whipped cream on their mocha.

On today’s episode of customer service job: 1) had a woman with a thick Russian accent argue that pumpkin topping was wrong, and that I should know. Then said “stupid girl” and drove off. 2) had a woman drive the wrong way thru the drive thru, twice.

Here’s how my day is going: been having a lot of pain in my foot. Thought it was just from not having good shoes for work. Turns out there has been a thorn stuck in my heel for who knows how long...

Got pulled over by a cop who’s a regular customer... Probably didn’t get a ticket based solely on the fact that it would be to awkward, and I would have definitely made his coffee wrong.

My favorite self care thing I do is dye my hair late at night. Wash it out, and not know what it will look like till I wake up the next morning.

Take me back to tour

T-minus 5 days till tour. Get me the heck out of this state. West coast I’m coming for you.

Love being flipped off by skin head bikers for simply saying “black lives matter”.

Am I really too intimidating and opinionated? Or are you just uncomfortable with me finally being a confident woman.

The movies said being 20 was going to fun and care free... they were very wrong.

Post church naps hit different.

I’m in a Facebook fight with anti-maskers. But I feel like I’m in a Facebook fight with a toddler who doesn’t want to wear shoes.

Happy 4th! Never forget that #AllCountriesMatter and wish trump a good day by reporting his Twitter!💁🏻‍♀️

Let’s not forget it’s PRIDE month. Don’t forget to support and fight for our LGBTQ+ brothers, sisters, and non binary friends.

Please stop shooting giant fire works off, I’m trying to fix my sleep schedule. Also didn’t we cancel 4th of July this year anyway...?