I’m everywhere! Like God. And STARBUCKS! But you can’t get to church OR a coffee shop. Because, ME! More powerful than Jesus AND caffeine!

If Santa rode the blue line, Christmas would be two days late.

I’m certain that, if the CTA wasn’t beleaguered with multiple daily delays, patience around the holiday train would abound. The frustration is not about Santa, but about the never ending delays and packed trains. Running the holiday train @ rush only adds to that wild frustration