Laura Fraser

"That guy's slider is... filthy" -David Ross 😂 #RallyTogether

Boehner looks like he has a bad stomachache #StateOfTheUnion

"The East Coast is just one big Purdue chicken farm." -Uncle Chris

Definitely one of the Kool Kids here

Time to nap. Lights are too bright in the car so I will place my jacket over my face like a head blanket

And by stimulating I mean I was stimulated to get the f out of there as soon as possible

So the stimulating odors of the tank that stores all the excrement wafted right up into the bathroom

Bathroom did not smell like bratwurst, but maybe only because the flap on the toilet was stuck open

😎

I'm not

No

Wait

Oh

Sorry I'm blowing up your news feed/timeline by the way 😁

I like to add that last bit in my head

I'll try My best How much do I invest Like ~cardiac arrest~ High voltage in her lips (Oh baby)

It's just so catchy though really

Whoops just realized I've been listening to Cardiac Arrest by Bad Suns on repeat for an hour

I need to use the restroom. I should go now before it starts to smell like bratwurst, as it inevitably will

BWAHAHAHA BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE SHORT ANGRY LOOKING PEOPLE