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My town got four inches of snow, this is the latest in the year we’ve had it. I’m done

I have 153 days to lose 40 pounds I can do it. A pound every four days

I’ve been gone for so long I don’t even know who the bad accounts are

Decided to switch it up by getting hard ciders instead of seltzer’s from the store today and didn’t realize it’s literally 2x amount of calories at the LEAST WHAT THE HAIL

I have read like 22 of the blue alien erotica books in the last 10 days

Friend just got engaged and said the three of us are her bridesmaids so like I legit have to get my shit together and like look fire

Things in my house that just make sense: my life sized painting of Jesus

Step one: spend $180 on a balayage and extreme 6+ inch cut Step two: realize it is NOT the cut for you because now your face looks even fatter and you have to lose weight to look good with your $180 HAIRCUT

Ok feel lost and kind of just.. floating? Through life

If your appearance was based on your personality I’d be so pretty

Fan cakes. French toast is delicious and smells heavenly, waffles and crepes have so much diversity. Bitch you ever had a savory waffle/crepe? Bomb as fuck. Pancakes are good but not as versatile

BRB just bought 50 pieces of sushi what diet

Just a (partially) vaccinated bitch saying hello

Ya bitch is getting her VACCINE

So bought 4 big vine-ripe tomatoes, four packs of 10-oz cherry tomatoes, 9-10 bananas, 1 carton of almond/cashew milk, 2 packs of flavored chickpeas, carton of eggs to boil. it cost $34 & that’s what I’m consuming this week. Well, still have to buy mozzarella for caprese salad

A modification on that soy+banana, egg+tomato diet Drinking 2 L water per day Trying to keep it dry Might snack on my single-serving packages of nuts if I’m feeling hungry Will update

Idgaf I’m doing that diet for a week