@thinksincolor

attempting to inject humor into this dumpster fire. soon-to-be twin solo parent by choice. she/they #BlackLivesMatter.

 Boston, MA
Joined June 2020
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Has anyone pointed out the fact that the beloved children's book "The Monster at the End of this Book" is straight up Grover gaslighting toddlers? Can't wait to see what other children's books are like this.
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Butter boards are an abomination. I said what I said.
Gonna use this platform to track the little wins, maybe? Little win: one twin asleep in a crib!
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Make that TWO twins asleep in cribs, perhaps these are big wins
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TIL that an mmm bop is a unit of time, apparently?! for the first time, noticed the lyrics that go: "in an mmm bop you're gone, in an mmm bop you're not there"
Remember back in 2020 when the government casually confirmed aliens are probably real and we’ve definitely seen UFOs and we’d already been through so much that the collective public reaction was “damn that’s crazy… Anyway.”
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Okay but here me out: The Expanse, the musical on Broadway, with music by Janelle Monae. I don't know how you'd do it. But it would be amazing.
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i am once again asking for Muppet's Pride and Prejudice with everyone played by Muppets except Mr. Darcy who is played completely straight by Adam Driver
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Nobody ever eats tomatoes as vegetable side dish
It is possible, though perhaps not recommended, to eat spaghetti while holding two babies
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and that's how one tweet simultaneously ruined my entire early twenties and made me dread impending childbirth even more 😅
ely kreimendahl@ElyKreimendahl9 Oct 2021
“my neck. my back. my pussy and my crack” -things that hurt after childbirth
Pedicures were invented when someone 34 weeks pregnant with twins attempted to cut their own toenails
Just Friday thoughts
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So a person gives birth to twins and if their sperm donor happens to also be a second parent, his job is to PHOTOCOPY THE BREASTFEEDING CHART 🤦
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1/ words/phrases I did not know existed until becoming pregnant; and that I really would prefer did not exist (a thread):
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2/ "ripening womb"
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3/ "membrane stripping"
where is the list of "not super common but still recognizable" baby names? I want that list.
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Things they don't tell you to get when preparing for a twin birth but which I suspect will be very helpful: A label maker
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Without fail, pretty much as soon as I plunk myself on the couch at the end of the day, Twin B decides it is time for kicking! I have to guess that it is connected to my body's position (legs outstretched in front of me), but anyway, I am in awe at the regularity of the event
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