thicc'n'useless · Oct 8, 2026 · 10:00 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless

424Media

Pinned Tweet

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 8

As my page becomes more and more sexually expressive and NSFW - this is your warning to unfollow me if you know me irl. I’m allowed a space where I can feel good, but I am not here to hear all about it in whispered social circles or judgement.

330

22,813

thicc'n'useless · Oct 18, 2026 · 6:30 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 18

Glowing - getting dumber - getting bigger

365

3,862

thicc'n'useless · Oct 18, 2026 · 4:19 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 18

Went on a kinda ‘date’ that left me feeling yucky - I do believe I must die alone at this point

1,446

🥐 · Oct 18, 2026 · 12:22 AM UTC

thicc'n'useless retweeted

🥐@gatoliminalOct 18

sometimes i cherish being alone. like a chicken breast with thyme, i like to macerate in my loneliness

693

dead, again · Oct 17, 2026 · 5:38 AM UTC

thicc'n'useless retweeted

dead, again@mothmortemOct 17

i can always tell winter is fast approaching because i want to get pregnant and find a strong fat husband who warm me and i cook stew and porridge for

1,576

194

17,129

216,545

thicc'n'useless · Oct 17, 2026 · 4:05 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 17

Need sniffs this Saturday - BAD

2,082

16,870

thicc'n'useless · Oct 16, 2026 · 7:47 AM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 16

Getting a new thong and a plug to reward myself for how awful work has been

2,202

thicc'n'useless · Oct 9, 2026 · 8:19 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 9

You’ve heard of “Fat Cock Friday” but what about “Fat Fuck Friday”?

146

2,365

22,817

thicc'n'useless · Oct 9, 2026 · 7:53 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 9

Holy shit over 5k followers?? I’ve never had this big a social media following - so many of y’all - should I like do something special??

5,521

thicc'n'useless · Oct 9, 2026 · 10:23 AM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 9

I ❤️ My Crippling Porn Addiction I ❤️ My Crippling Porn Addiction I ❤️ My Crippling Porn Addiction I ❤️ My Crippling Porn Addiction I ❤️ My Crippling Porn Addiction I ❤️ My Crippling Porn Addiction I ❤️ My Crippling Porn Addiction I ❤️ My Crippling Porn Addiction

😈baldingleatherbear😈@fajondroneSep 21

3,764

mousetrap💥 · Oct 9, 2026 · 4:22 AM UTC

thicc'n'useless retweeted

mousetrap💥@2bringourownendOct 9

try the uncle pussy darling it’s chudai for

5,862

116

59,710

838,987

thicc'n'useless · Oct 8, 2026 · 10:00 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 8

(Unless you can legit hang and be a homie)

1,021

thicc'n'useless · Oct 8, 2026 · 7:41 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 8

Getting a cup of soup thrown on me while I’m sitting at a red light, getting rained on, biking home after work was not on my bucket list for today

6,338

thicc'n'useless · Oct 8, 2026 · 6:44 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 8

Wanna do something different and crazy with my hair (am I starting to go manic?)

5,322

thicc'n'useless · Oct 7, 2026 · 10:37 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 7

This month is going to kill me literally foaming at the mouth

5,205

thicc'n'useless · Oct 6, 2026 · 9:25 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 6

This locktober, why don’t you try out a dumbass?

182

4,056

49,950

thicc'n'useless · Oct 6, 2026 · 8:50 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 6

Did some butt stuff (by myself, you should still clap)

7,101

thicc'n'useless · Oct 5, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 5

Hate being at work when I need to be doing butt stuff.

6,581

thicc'n'useless · Oct 3, 2026 · 7:53 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless@thiccnuselessOct 3

Dear diary (oomfs): wonder if I should get my tits pierced

9,183

DK 👻COMMS CLOSED👻 · Oct 3, 2026 · 4:29 PM UTC

thicc'n'useless retweeted

DK 👻COMMS CLOSED👻@Den_Aye_DOct 3

"Boss, a little help here? 😅" Archie and Matt doing some fishing work. Uhm...they probably don't have a license to do this but hey, gotta fund the Team's...activisms somehow eh? Alts available on the p-site! Preview on the thread 😉

459

7,020

53,724