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Joined January 2013
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I love when a dog brings you a toy but has absolutely no intention of letting you touch it. Oh, I misunderstood, this is a viewing only. Beautiful piece. Thank you for showing me.
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mon oncle en situation irrégulière et mon cousin sans papier sont entrain de critiquer les manifs et les blocus allo l’immigration
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My son was born 23 hours ago. I had heard about babies first poop but holy crap. It is straight up Venom.
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the intimacy coordinator was hired for ALL 8 episodes, oh this meal
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i don’t like being mean about it but old people really are gross you truly can tell the human body wasn’t designed to live past 30 naturally
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Il se fait flasher et il continue sa discussion mdrrrrr crary y’a pas les 15min de regard dans le vide et la musique coupee tu roules au son des pneus sur le sol
Inoxtag qui se fait flasher sur la route avec la voiture de You 🤣
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3 year old is really into catchphrases right now but he doesn't know when or where to use them. For instance when he puts on his shoes on he says “Welp, here goes nothing!”
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it’s a fucking spy movie. just spin the wheel, pick a white british guy, and get on with it
Reported finalists for the new James Bond: • Callum Turner • Jack Lowden • Josh O’Connor • Robert Pattinson • Nicholas Hoult (hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Dès que mes parents sont venus à la maternité, ma mère m’a apporté un sandwich filet américain, mayo et salade, et mon père un saucisson. Faut voir comment tout le monde me posait des questions à propos de mon accouchement et de ma fille, mais je ne répondais pas. J’ai ouvert les deux et je tapais un croc dans l’un et l’autre. Je leur ai même demandé de SE TAIRE pendant que je dégustais tellement j’avais l’impression de revivre. 😭
Mon mari veux pas que je mette de saucisson dans le sac de maternité 💀🥲
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all jokes aside… can i be honest? james bond isnt that popular anymore for them to be playing like this like just tell us who is the new spy and get on with it
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The one thing they really don’t prepare you for in your 20’s is how good playing house feels with your romantic partners feels and how it’s VERY DANGEROUS
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"young dad" and he's almost 30
"Definitely the most special thing ever" ❤️ #F1 #BrazilGP
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jvais mourir sa mère aucun sourire zehma il a sorti ça premier degré
Des mots forts et puissants. Il a des énormes couilles pour sortir ça sur un plateau TV.
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best friend (man) told me how freeing it is to go for a walk at night while leaving your phone at home and told me to try it out. i stayed quiet and when he realized he just looked at me like
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There is a particular time of day where the unforgiving sun illuminates every crumb on the counter and every dog hair on the floor. It also manages to be the exact time I come home every day
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the fact that you can’t even afford a little treat or buy yourself something nice without feeling like you’ve made a terrible financial decision is so exhausting. you’re working 9–5, 40 hours a week, and somehow even enjoying the money you earn feels irresponsible.
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« jtrouve que macron est un connard comme tous ces flics de merde » tout pareil marcel
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As an adult, you really need a Saturday to sleep all day sometimes.
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‘HEATED RIVALRY’ is reportedly filming Seasons 2 and 3 back-to-back. A standalone holiday-themed episode, described as a Christmas special, will reportedly shoot in December. The episode will center on Scott and Kip, with additional characters from the series also appearing. (deadline.com/2026/11/heated-…)
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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