Waiters View

I still think of you but I no longer miss you. Feels like progress to me

Haven’t been feeling good lately so I’m sort of forcing myself to go out and do things, see people... but it is so tiring I usually get out of a funk like this ob my own just this time is taking so much longer

How do you know when its over?

Timing is everything

Still working in hospitality, still moaning about it. I've missed this madness. I'm back!

If you don't have anything nice to say, tweet that shit.

Ever seen a McD or Burger King being built? They just appear as from thin air. #mystery #fastfood #fastbusiness

Team work: half of the time explaining others why they are wrong. #fact #serverproblems #serverlife

There should be a 'tripadvisor' for customers where you can rate them by how nasty they are to staff and leave reviews to improve #customers

I'm mastering the art of doing nothing while looking busy #serverlife #waiterpro #masterwaiter

Rude customers deserve all their change in pennies

You are responsible for your own happiness #happy #change

Definately* the most misspelled word in the English language (*it should be definitely)

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem #serverproblems #serverlife #bitching

'Yay! It's Friday' - said no one who works at a restaurant

And be a good tipper

Amazon has started delivering food. I might never leave my house now.