@thetedsaid

I work a lot in the design and crafting industry. But not pretentiously. But I do like food and trivia. Pretentiously.

Madison, WI
Joined April 2009
Teddy S retweeted
Please send these people all the way back to kindergarten and have them restart their whole education PLEASE.
we’re actually doomed
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I said it before and I’ll say it again, there’s something really off about Musk coming around again right before the election.
Elon Musk is awarded the National Medal of Science
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“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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Teddy S retweeted
man, if only we had any sort of indication the king was mad with power.
Trump: "I could've banned fishing. The power of this office is crazy. I could've banned fishing. I think I'm gonna do that."
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Teddy S retweeted
Sigh. He found out about New Mexico.
#BREAKING: Trump proposes renaming New Mexico to "New America."
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Teddy S retweeted
Every now and then this country shows glimpses of the actual greatness it’s capable of
THEY GOT THE HOT DOG IN THE BUN 🌭
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this being the single greatest tweet of all time is really irritating me
cyclops when he meets a genie:
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The most consistent theme of conservatism is being completely unable/unwilling to understand how a thing is bad until it happens to you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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Native Americans are like hmmmmm…
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When Julia Stiles hits them with this, then what?
#DancingWithTheStars Season 35 reveals full cast, including professional dancers Harry Shum Jr. & Jenna Dewan. • Tatyana Ali with Jan Ravnik • Tyler Cameron with Sharna Burgess • Giada De Laurentiis with Alan Bersten • Jenna Dewan with Val Chmerkovskiy • Ezra Frech with Daniella Karagach • Amber Glenn with Pasha Pashkov • Taylor Hanson with Britt Stewart • Maura Higgins with Mark Ballas • Conner Leavitt with Adele Zaikman • Ciara Miller with Brandon Armstrong • Sarah Jane Nader with Hailey Bills • Jackson Olson with Emma Slater • Guillermo Rodriguez with Witney Carson • Harry Shum Jr. with Jenna Johnson • Julia Stiles with Ezra Sosa • Connor Wood with Rylee Arnold variety.com/gallery/dancing-…
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He destroyed the Rose Garden, demolished the East Wing, gutted the Kennedy Center, and now he’s cutting down Washington’s beautiful cherry trees. I’m so sick of this shit.
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Dolly Parton never bought a fucking yacht for $800 million or flew into space. She bought books for kids.
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We need to start asking people if they’re a Charlie Kirk Christian or a Dolly Parton Christian. Because they are NOT the same.
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You know you’re a terrible person when the photos of you with Jeffrey Epstein are real, but the ones of you with Dolly Parton are fake.
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preparing for my period of mourning
How are we supposed to mourn?! Jesus h Christ. I can’t wear both at the same time
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I want to live in a country filled with people who immediately recognize how sad and pathetic this is, and reject Trump for being such a needy little weirdo.
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Ngl I’m gonna miss him
And I just renamed Lake Michigan Lake Wisconsin. See, I can sign napkins that say things, too.
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Teddy S retweeted
Tina Fey's Dolly is REMARKABLE
here’s the compilation I made last year of tina fey as dolly parton on girls5eva 🦋
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this is the worst week ever to be a gay theatre kid
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Teddy S retweeted
we should all get a day off work. there’s been a death in the family.
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