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Scrunchleface

@theta444

@theta444@mastodon.cloud PDX by way of Montalvin Manor. She/her.

Joined March 2008
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I've been SO LOYAL to @AlaskaAir for THIRTY YEARS since moving to PDX and am absolutely astounded by the lack of care and communication while my unaccompanied 9 year old has been travelling with them today! Note I say "has been" because she STILL IS WITH THEM AT MIDNIGHT...
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No way for parents to reach staff on ground at intl airport except hold queue on generic national 800 number. I know she is not the only unaccompanied minor landing after the desk agents leave for the night @AlaskaAir why aren't you making sure parents have a way to check in?
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Why aren't you telling us that (1) flights are delayed, (2) giving us updates from the crew about the flight status, at least whatever passengers are hearing, (3) giving us opportunity to call kids if they don't have a device?
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@dieworkwearFeb 1
only posting this to warn people: don't call these numbers, as they are all scams.
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@dieworkwearFeb 1
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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When tyrants tremble, sick with fear, And hear their death-knell ringing, When friends rejoice both far and near, How can I keep from singing?
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Blue Jays, Mariners, baby with a beer
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Logged into Twitter for the first time in months to see if I was the only one scandalized by this toddler up at 10pm drinking beer
RainCityPride (@SonicsRCP) profile pictureRainCityPride@SonicsRCP21 Oct 2025
Anyone catch that Blue Jays fan that was letting his child hold and put the beer can to his mouth??? Weirdo behavior
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This is the plot of The Great Gatsby
erika (@yeeeerika) profile pictureerika@yeeeerika29 Aug 2025
there's not going to be an american dream you stupid slut
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onagapnotsew@westonpagano29 Aug 2025
If you made a horror movie in which the bad guys sent flying robots to drop grenades on women and children taking refuge in tents, it would seem too comically evil to be believable. But that's what Israel is doing in real life, right now, every day.
Eye on Palestine (@EyeonPalestine) profile pictureEye on Palestine
@EyeonPalestine29 Aug 2025
An Israeli drone drops grenades on Palestinians in one of the neighborhoods of Gaza.
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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker12 Aug 2025
I’m sorry but I refuse to stop laughing at “one of whom was doing a wheelie”
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1920s-style pandemic, followed by increased fascist rhetoric, followed by 1930s style dresses, followed by… 😬
Scarlet Astrorum (@ScarletAstrorum) profile pictureScarlet Astrorum
@ScarletAstrorum29 Jul 2025
If Prada’s fall collection is any sign, we we are finally going to have 1930s dress silhouettes in fashion
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I’m here for the “Pee Wee Herman as a sex symbol” agenda
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Don't Talk To Cops
fooler initiative (@metroadlib) profile picturefooler initiative@metroadlib6 Jun 2025
I know I'm an optimist b/c I open every interrogation video with the hope that my client will 1. not have been mirandized, or 2. have had the good sense to be quiet in the event that he was. I exist, however, in a perpetual state of disappointment.
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