I ride bikes. I run (legs). I bring up twins. Web stuff pays for it all. Christmas: https://xitter.cf/t.co/lRqMRgwk8U
Chesterfield, UK
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Having twins is like being a uni student.
1. You are constantly broke
2. The house is always a mess
3. You sneak back to bed at every opportunity
4. You say “fuck it let’s have a drink” more than you should
5. You’ve never been happier
#twins #parenting #dadoftwins – at Chesterfield, England
Thanks. I can still my ex-wife’s mortgage in your app. You should fix that @santanderuk @santanderukhelp
First Elf Message of the season just dropped - a little early IMO but I'll take it 😂🎄🧑🎄
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bbc.co.uk/news/business-6721… Why are fewer women using AI than men?
Probably because they have realised there are more interesting / important things to do with their lives than fiddle about with computers.
Definitely read this as a dead woke person doing well. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-te…
God I hope I’m doing a good enough job of bringing up my children that they know to avoid utter nonsense like this. – at East Midlands, England
Here's my conversation with Mark Zuckerberg, his 3rd time on the podcast, but this time we talked in the Metaverse as photorealistic avatars. This was one of the most incredible experiences of my life. It really felt like we were talking in-person, but we were miles apart 🤯 It's hard to put into words how awesome this was for someone like me who values the intimacy of in-person conversation. It gave me a glimpse of an exciting future with many new possibilities and fascinating questions about the nature of reality and human connection ❤
Timestamps:
0:00 - Introduction
0:52 - Metaverse
15:27 - Quest 3
30:16 - Nature of reality
34:54 - AI in the Metaverse
51:51 - Large language models
57:49 - Future of humanity
Driving to Wakefield on a Friday evening to buy a second hand Frog bike, like a proper bloody dad. – at Wingerworth, England
I’m buying a new house and my sense is that conveyancing solicitors need replacing by AI soon.
Their job isn’t difficult but they make it so.
Computers should comprehensively eradicate the sector, and be allowed to do so. – at East Midlands, England
Waddacunt 👇 – at East Midlands, England
🚨Breaking🚨
Have finally made contact with my 84 year old dad in Greece. He made it from his room to the sea at approximately 11 am. He proceeded to have a short dip and then read a book on a sun lounger for a while. He did mention something about a light breeze. One hopes this isn’t an indicator of some more deadly climate change coming.
He moved from the beach to the taverna at approximately 1:30/2pm (We are still awaiting precise times) for lunch. He said the food was very enjoyable (possibly better than last year) He had some some retsina. We are all praying he managed to get his flip flops on for the arduous trip back to his room for a siesta.
For those of you scoffing that the climate emergency is confected by the same people who drastically overplayed the scale of how dangerous Covid is. I urge you to share this story of what living through summer during “Cerberus” is like on the ground, from someone who is actually living through it.
It’s time to put political differences aside and stop summer in its tracks. We must aim for zero summer by 2025.
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I think we are now post LCP, FID CLS...
