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parody account. jheez
Joined February 2021
an indie portrayal of kol mikaelson from the originals and the vampire diaries. nsfw 21+ #torp #twrp #tvdrp
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Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became an Original Vampy-aire (Vam-Pie-Air)
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I whistled for a whore and when she came near Her scent was fresh, she wasn’t from here If anything I can say this feeling is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'I’m an Original Vampy-aire’ (Vam-Pie-Air)
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I finished draining her blood about seven or eight And I yelled to the corpse 'you’ll probably smell later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as an Original Vampy-aire (Vam-Pie-Air)
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:: Do I know you? Please kindly fuck off. Stranger Danger and what not, you understand.
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:: I don't even think any of the vampires or originals are even explicitly sited as being straight. People just think straight is the default which it isn't. You did nothing wrong.
Okay, I made Rebekah bisexual because she was canonically straight. THATS okay, because I didn't 'convert' her. I didn't take anything away from her, I just made her more unique. THATS ALRIGHT.
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《 𝗛𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗲𝘆 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹 》 ✦ TVDU || Multiverse ✦ 18+ ✦ She/Her ✦ Ships w/ chem ✦ Mature/Dark/Descriptive ♡ + ↻
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───── ❝ 𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚 ❞ ───── ⠀⠀ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ʙᴀʙʏ, ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙɪᴛᴇ ♡ & ↺ ᴬᵁ/ᶜᵃⁿᵒⁿ, ᴰᵃʳᵏ & ᴹᵃᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐᵉˢ
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