Traitors is so good. Can’t wait! I’ve been left on such a cliff hanger for a week to find out if James Acaster and Maya Jama can make Grant Mitchell or The Ex Mrs Jagger/Murdoch yawn whilst in the next room Miranda Hart is thrusting on the floor in front of Micheal Sheen.
Traitors is brilliant but all this ‘I love you/We love you’ bollocks needs to stop. You’ve known each other for 2 days! Just chill out #CelebrityTraitors
I don’t care who hears it. Heinz mayonnaise is better than hellmans, but Branston beans are far superior to Heinz.
The biggest liars in the word?…
Washing machines!
2 hour cycle my arse! Still going almost 3 hours later!
Most exciting thing in the Brazil and Morocco second half was when some random geezer shouted GO GO GO over the BBC commentary
Warm Machine. It’s basically Predator meets Terminator. A throwback to the 80/90s action films. It’s far from great. It’s far from bad and it’s predictable but it’s good dumb fun!
Boris Johnson’s cabinet have basically all defected to Reform. Farage is going to pull off his face mask and reveal himself to be Boris isn’t he?, like this is just a really shit episode of Scooby Doo
‘And I would have got away with if it wasn’t for those pesky immigrants’
Stranger Things Season 5 showed exactly why you should never piss off a Mum.
Karen Wheeler and Joyce Byers take a bow. Absolute heros
Tony Blair looks like he is about to tell Daniel Craig about the Layer Cake
#tonyblair #danielcraig #layercake
I’ve had to stick an episode of Only Fools on before I go to sleep, after watching three episodes of Stranger Things, so I don’t get scared…I am 42 years old.
Cristiano Ronaldo being mates with Piers Morgan and now cosying up to Donald Trump has finally settled the Ronaldo and Messi debate
