@therealparkern

Trust the Process | Philippians 4:13

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Joined July 2016
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Pukicho@pukichoOct 17
Try our famous local ice cream spot. It’s like normal ice cream except it’s here.
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“Dad, what was college football like on October 17th 2026?”
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The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.
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Aaron@aaroncabrera_19h
How the Dairy Queen employee wants you to react when they flip the blizzard upside down
Karen McGee
@karenmotherof219h
When the fajitas come out sizzling
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John Fadule
@fadule_Oct 17
Best days of the year: 5. Christmas Eve 4. July 4th 3. AFC/NFC Championship Sunday 2. any Saturday in October 1. Thanksgiving
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Ari Wasserman
@AriWassermanOct 17
What channel is Ohio State-Indiana on? For some reason, FOX is re-airing last year's Big Ten title game.
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We used to be a proper country
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Hater Report
@HaterReportOct 13
Sean McVay trying to lure Harrison Mevis out the Rams facility with a honey bun
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 13
I have two milestones at work : 1. Lunch 2. Leaving
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When the guy at chipotle yells out “he got double chicken” to the cashier
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kiesha
@kiesha9iOct 12
If an animal stretches in front of you, “big stretch” is the only socially acceptable response
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 12
Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are
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Chad Fisher DNP
@ChadFisherOct 13
One of my favorite things in sports is how announcers ask the color commentator a question then smile at the camera.
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October in Ohio be like: Winter happens at night, spring is from 9am to noon, summer is noon to 5pm, fall is from 5pm to 9pm. Wash, rinse, repeat. – at Lincoln Village, OH
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Getting a meeting canceled might be the closest thing adults have to a snow day.
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I’m this old.
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Chad Fisher DNP
@ChadFisherOct 9
When my wife asks me if I wanna go to the pumpkin patch on an NFL Sunday.
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4k™
@geeblaq4kOct 8
when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me
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femiiiiii.@femiiisznOct 8
do i love sleeping? yes. do i stay up late for no reason? yes. do i regret it in the morning? absolutely. will i do it again? definitely.
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miya@miyarah_Oct 8
como me siento haciendo algo que realmente me gusta
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