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Mr Khan

@therealmrkhan

Community Leader for My Peoples. My programme is on BBC1, Citizen Khan. Series 4 DVD OUT NOW. BBC call it sitcom I say it is documentary. I'm on tour!!!

Joined January 2010
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My book is out on Thursday and is available from Asda, WH Smith, Sainsburys, Waterstones,Tesco, and Amazon! Woo-hoo! Then on your TV FRIDAY!
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I would like to make it clear that we Muslim men are not part of the Anti Growth Coalition. We are very much pro growth. I am currently growing a lovely bushy beard, some beautiful nasal hair and a few strands out of my ears.
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How do you fancy bidding for a Citizen Khan jumper as worn by Mr. Khan on the telly! You can do here! All proceeds go to NHS PPE! jumblebee.co.uk/asksformasks…
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Pleased to say Birmingham constituency is still under the governance of Pakistan. ZindaBad! #GE2019
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We Pakistanis never liked semis anyway. Buy two terraced houses and knock wall through. #cwc19 #CricketWorldCup
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Shut up, Amjad. (And why you changed your bloody name??)
Abdullah Afzal (@Abdullah_Azfal) profile pictureAbdullah Afzal
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I blame immigration, batting like bloody Pakistan.
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I just wanted to say I’m here if you need me. MR KHAN FOR PM. Pakistani Muslim #BrexitShambles #Brexit @theresa_may @jeremycorbyn @RoyalFamily
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CITIZEN KHAN IS COMING TO LUNAR! This British sitcom was created by @adilray and follows the trials & tribulations of @therealmrkhan. He will running Citizen Khan’s Family Disco with Mr Khan’s favourite tracks & loads of fun and games for all the family lunarfestival.co.uk/element/…
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Turns out @therealmrkhan was right! It is Lahords! #ENGvPAK
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Muslim Liverpool 4 Catholic Rome 0. #justsayin xitter.cf/therealmrkhan/status/9…
Mr Khan (@therealmrkhan) profile pictureMr Khan@therealmrkhan24 Apr 2018
Muslim Liverpool 3 Catholic Rome 0. #justsaying #ChampionsLeague #LiverpoolRoma
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Muslim Liverpool 3 Catholic Rome 0. #justsaying #ChampionsLeague #LiverpoolRoma
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I just went to Nando’s bloody youths shouted “here comes the Beast from the East”. Bloody idiots. #BeastFromTheEast
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Dear @BritainFirstHQ & @realDonaldTrump in Birmingham we even convert the Snowmen. #brownchristmas #ohtwaddi
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Birminghams not been this white since 1953! #snowing @ohtwaddi
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When we win cricket we need to thank the Mums!So thanks to Mother Amir,Mother Ali & of course the one & only Mother Fakhar #PakistanZindabad
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Finally we can get over 1966!!!! Well done to Gods team Pakistan for winning the cup! #ICCChampionsTrophyFinal
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A country with a weak government, its too bloody hot and the cricket final is full of brown people. This country's just like Pakistan!!
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Very proud of Real Muslim FC tonight. We won #ChampionsLeagueFinal thanks to our Muslim manager Zinadine Zidane Khan.
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I knew Donald Trump loved us Muslims really. He's really Pakistani, the mans browner than me! Let's Make Muslims Great Again!
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Hello @Nigel_Farage @paulnuttallukip today is the day that we reclaim UKIP "U KNOW I'M PAKISTANI" 🇵🇰🇬🇧
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