@therealjustinf

BEER IS LOVE. BEER ..... IS LIFE.

Joined April 2014
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Justin Fisher retweeted
Replying to @fmalik89 @nflmemes
Yeah I think the Nashville police department has one
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Me if I don’t hit a life-changing parlay soon
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haven’t laughed this hard in a minute
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Taking the preworkout your boy gave you called “Netanyahu’s Final Order”
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Seems like a bunch of our Politicians are under MKUltra
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“These edibles ain’t shit…” 45 minutes later:
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“Hot diggitty dog” ass QB drills
Brother look at Cooper Rush compared to Mike & Jack 😭
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USC Trojan fans: “It’s too hot and we are playing San Jose State, I don’t wanna go” USC Gamecock fans:
It’s raining a little in South Carolina
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HOLY SH*T 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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CRIS COLLINSWORTH: And you start small. Maybe it’s just a Twix from 7-Eleven, you know? But then it’s a laptop from Best Buy and, before you know it, you have both hands in a glass case at Tiffany. By then, you’re a committed shoplifter. MIKE TIRICO: Pass was intended for Kupp.
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Cris Collinsworth- “On my flight here they accidentally put me in the cargo hold with all the luggage. I was banging on the door the whole flight. When we landed I just found my bag, crawled out and got an Auntie Anne’s pretzel. No one even noticed.” Tirico- “Flag on the play.”
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You either cum too fast or you last long enough to become the villain
men who take forever to nut are not fun. bitch you are holding me hostage
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Replying to @CYBERLEEKO
We got the end of GTA 6 before GTA 6 , damn
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Replying to @MadMozzaa
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Indians got 36 Gods in that religion not one tellin em to wash they ass
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coworker just tripped and smashed his coffee mug into the printer and said “that’s baseball”
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First article you find in a Resident Evil game
JUST IN - For the first time, AI has designed complete viral genomes, producing 16 functional viruses that infect bacteria and "pose no threat to people." — BBC
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😭😭😭
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Replying to @MarchandSurgery
Kids, go to bed. Daddy needs to learn about the letter N
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