lover of donkey ball. adventure consultant. hiking ambassador. bourbon Noob. minister of propaganda @EastTNHiking

Joined July 2010
I started wearing glasses recently. It coincided with my midlife crisis perfectly. I almost wear them now more as a disguise of my former self when I look in a mirror than to help my vision as intended, like all that happened to that other guy, not Jason.
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My biggest fear used to be falling to my death. It moved way down the list this year.
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West Virginia defense after halftime couldn't stop a slightly determined penguin.
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*screams internally
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To be a WVU fan means a lifetime of pain: 1. 13-9 2. 1988 Fiesta Bowl 3. 2010 Final 4 loss vs Duke 4. 1996 Miami punt block 5. 1993 Sugar Bowl beat down 6. 2018 Oklahoma game 59-56 7. 2005 Elite 8 loss to Louisville Missing any obviously awful ones?
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Starting tomorrow there are 113 days left to make this year whatever you choose. Let's go get it.
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My goal was to just live until September. Im thankful for friends that have seen me through.
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I'm wounded, not dead.
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Traveling to California for a work trip. It wouldn't surprise me if this is when it finally breaks off into the ocean.
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July was a humbling experience to say the least. As long as I don't die, August will be better.
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My friend is going through a divorce and said to me "you know nothing about betrayal"… like I DIDN’T watch Shawn Michaels throw Marty Jannetty through a window and end The Rockers.
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Ive missed Taco Bell during this summer of diarrhea but it looks like i made the right choice.
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When someone says I hate to bust your bubble they're secretly happy about it.
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As we noted on the @EerSportsDotCom podcast this morning, the Kerr Kriisa arrest and investigation had nothing to do with point shaving or gambling at #WVU. Rather, Kriisa continued to showcase a history of swindling people out of money and refusing to give it back, something dating back to his time at Arizona, the reason he was suspended for the first nine games of his time at WVU. The DOJ announced that he defrauded multiple victims out of a total of $2.2 million, preying on their kindness and vulnerabilities. A true pile of garbage.
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West Va's NIL budget is so low a former player was arrested by the feds for pretending to be a woman named Irene that needed money for their mom's cancer treatments and to save the family farm.
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Going back through Kerr Kriisa's game logs trying to figure out if he was point shaving or if he was just bad
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28 years ago today, at King of the Ring: "Good gawd almighty! Good gawd almighty! They've killed him! As god is my witness, he is broken in half!" - @JRsBBQ One of the most iconic WWE moments, both in action and commentary
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30 years of going to the tub and I've never seen it like this. Crazy flow following torrential rain overnight.
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I used to have a teacher in grade school that would always say "I know you're not taking advantage of my good nature" when people would act rowdy in class and I think about that all the time as an adult.
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Our team's performance has helped develop some impressive drinking habits.
West Virginia fans don't play around 😅 Took more than 10,000 jello shots compared to second place 😮
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