I prefer to focus on my intellect, as opposed to my furry blue problem.
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#xmenconfessions My real mutation is that I don't age normally. Instead my age changes with whatever is convenient to the current storyline.
#xmenconfessions I told everybody to sing the sonic the hedgehog theme song under their breath whenever they pass pietro in the halls
#xmenconfessions once Tony Stark showed up here traumatized. He said something about a one armed sex hobo and a flag man so I let him stay.
#xmenconfessions One time I slipped a flame retardant into John Allerdyce's drink to see what would happen. You know, for science.
#xmenconfessions kitty didn't know she could phase through time until she woke up one morning in 1962
#xmenconfessions one time when charles was really drunk he saw a magnet and cried for like twenty minutes
hank mccoy retweeted
when was the last time anyone said "erik no"
imagine what he might be doing without our continued discouragement
why did all of my mutant Twitter friends transform into Sam and Dean from supernatural what happened to you guys did Loki do this
hank mccoy retweeted
does anyone actually know how old @therealhmccoy is? is he 19? is he 43? we just don't know.
