ATL Strength coach since 2010 📈CSCS since 2017 🦄Team Lis Smash anti-diet queer feminist gym 🍑UGA ABJ + MEd 💥67.5/72/75/82.5 powerlifter w records in 4 feds
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Joined January 2009
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Hey guys guess what! Alleged champion to small business owners @stripe is not actually helpful to small business owners 🫢
They’re hanging on to $4k of my business funds until they “verify my account” even though I’ve shared the requested info many times over the past 2 wks. Yay!
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Halloooooo Twitter it’s been awhile. I’m only here to see if anyone will give me a Support phone number for @stripe bc they can hang on to my funds but they can’t reply to an email 🙄🙄🙄
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LFG (but instead ATL to NYC also ATL to LA
What if a tweet telling Joe @POTUS that we want high speed rail from NYC to LA by 2025 went viral and what if it was this tweet
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Lis Smash MEd CSCS retweeted
Trans people don't need to prove anything to you. Their lived experience is not up for debate.
Stop policing people who don't adhere to the ignorant construct of heteronormativity.
Because a curfew always stopped me from teenage shenanigans 🤦♀️
The city of Miami Beach declared a state of emergency and imposed an 8 p.m. curfew for the entertainment district because spring breakers were gathering in crowds around the city despite the coronavirus pandemic.
axios.com/miami-beach-curfew…
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Lis Smash MEd CSCS retweeted
Before you all get excited and head to the beach this summer, please be advised that dolphins regard you merely as floating sex-toys.
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Lis Smash MEd CSCS retweeted
I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard
It’s fun when you try to sleep in but then a tree outside your bedroom window starts getting trimmed at 7:30 am
When a client I’ve met in the past 10 mos takes a mask break during a training session I am always shocked at how different they look with a whole face instead of just eyes
