Cats, food, Stardew Valley, knower of Secrets (topology). He/him, catdad to Ben and Celine.
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ALT A poster for Oppenheimer, but it's been changed to "Coffin Floppenheimer" and has an image of Tim Robinson saying "I didn't do fucking shit. I didn't rig shit."
ALT Two men embrace passionately and kiss. One asks the other "please do the Buscemi eyes for me..." The other man spontaneously changes his face such that his eyes resemble actor Steve Buscemi's; large, wet, heavy-lidded, brimming with great humanity. The non-Buscemi man is deeply into it. He SMEKs the Buscemi man on the cheek and says "God, you're so fucking hot." The Buscemi man becomes flush with arousal.
ALT A man conducting a job interview points to the interviewees resume on which there is a literal gap of blank space and asks "what is this gap on your resume?" The interviewee narrows his eyes and elicits a devilish grin. "Look closer..." he says. The interviewer looks at the gap in the resume and a circle of energy begins to radiate out from the center while ominous humming noises mutter in the background. The interviewer sweats. His eyes become sunken and sallow. He has suddenly become trapped in the gap in the interviewee's resume. His body falling forever, screaming forever in a white void. The interviewee laughs an laugh.
