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Thespian, designer and writer, language enthusiast, autistic šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ¦šŸŽ» Ze/He/They

London
Joined November 2020
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all you need to become a writer is imagination and unbridled indignation at the thought of being expected to actually write something
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It's so great seeing the footage from that day back! The internet is a great resource for anyone who wants to learn how to mend clothes, but this workshop was such a lovely opportunity to connect with others. I genuinely wish there were more spaces like this everywhere!
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Been working on some poster designs for one of my favourite plays...I haven't spent too long perfecting them because they're only for practice, but I quite like them. Let me know which version you like best! In completely unrelated news, I'm also open for design commissions <3
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I should probably clarify that this is a fake production with fake names and dates...I generate everything using D&D dice. It's closer to working with a real client, where obviously you can't make up new details just to coordinate with your design.
The "forgetting to unsubscribe to emails" to "forgetting to tell the council you moved out five months ago and don't want to continue paying council tax" pipeline
I like how invoices are the only socially acceptable situation where you're allowed to ask other people for money, and I still hate doing it because I don't want to cause any offence lmao
awwight lads i just discovered i'm in £800 more debt than i thought i was last month, wish me luck
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the search for a supermarket which won't reject my application continues
I know we joke about email subscriptions being really bad for autistic people, but can we perhaps spare a thought for me ordering chocolate and toilet roll to my old flat for six months because I kept forgetting to CANCEL THE DAMN SUBSCRIPTION
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In case you're curious: - I used to go through six bars of chocolate a week because I hate cooking - I refuse to buy toilet paper in the shops - Actually I just kind of refuse to go to the shops in general - Online delivery is a modern miracle
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"If you were on a desert island, what three things would you-" "CHOCOLATE AND TOILET ROLL" "That's two things, you still have a-" "I'VE MADE MY CHOICE"
I just discovered the word 'prolix' (meaning tediously lengthy/dwelling on details, from a Latin word meaning 'stretched out') and honestly I want to fight it in the park It has such a weird sound whenever I try and use it in a sentence
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Also given how I'm writing these tweets I probably just don't like the word because it feels like a personal attack
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There's a cunnilingus joke somewhere in here and I'm determined to find it Hmmm "Babe why can't you just shut the fuck up and eat me out, I thought you said you were pro-licks" "No I said I was prolix" "What the fuck does that even mean" I'll be here all week
Oh my God, online CBT's cracked it I felt so pissed off and patronised by the website that I think I spontaneously cured myself of OCD just so I wouldn't have to do it
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It's the equivalent of someone saying "I'm hungry" and giving them a Werther's Original...every meal for ten years
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Anyway, I'm going to keep at it, because if I don't, they're literally going to discharge me. See you after my next *checks notes* half-hour long meditation session